Body Parts Switch!

What has happened!? My body had a

Glitch. Overnight, my body parts made

A switch. My ears; has become my eyes. 

This was a great surprise. I can only see,

Left, or right. I can't focus on things

insight!

I can hear wierd sounds, coming from my 

Eyes. My eyes has become my ears!. Oh

No! When I tried to walk. My arms are my 

Legs and my legs are my arms. I need to

Go to work, but I need to call in to say.

The words weren't coming out,  because

my butt - became my mouth!

What a paradox, I'm in! For my mouth has

Just pass wind! Is this a dream, or should 

I scream - no words can ever explain!