Comedian-mix.

Comedian-mix.

 

I like you Funny comedians,

You give out the best medicine, 

By making the people laugh at you and with you,

Although some come out with daft lines, 

Like God save the NHS,

Who the fuck is God anyway? He can’t save shit,

He’s a fiction of man's creation, to tell you how to live.

We should worship nature, the elements,

Earth, Fire, Water and Wind,

They make up every living thing.

 

The citizens of the UK have to save the NHS,

All while not acting like pricks,

I know that's a tall order for most, all I ask is this,

 Take a look within and think,

If you were a paramedic trying to help the situation,

Would you want to be slapped, punched, or kicked?

No?

Then why do you try to hit the Doctor nearby,

Or the Nurse who is trying to save your life?

 

So if you're going to call to the masses,

Here is what I think you should say,

If you visit a hospital near you, be considerate to the staff,

You don’t know what they’ve been through,

Or if they lost a soul that day,

Hence my saying, be kind, be patient, think positive,

& give out love because the world needs it.

 

Make someone laugh today or 

Sit and chuckle at a comic, 

They do some crazy shit,

Laugh at Jimmy Carr talking about dicks,

Or Russell Howard chatting about our Liz, 

You will feel your heart lift, I promise you this.

 

Written by: Katie Clarke 2021