Kombucha trilogy with chia seeds spells molotov cocktail

(particularly when nursed at room temperature)

I learned that Kombucha

best be kept refrigerated lest

said probiotic drink
served at room temperature

(incorporating live bacteria) erupts

potentially causing

serious damage to consumer

as nearly happened to yours truly,

nonetheless patronizes company(ies),

who manufacture

aforementioned healthy beverage.

Analogous to other fermented brews,

one must cultivate an acquired taste

regarding delicately sipping Kombucha

now if you will kindly excuse

wordsmith henpecked and

away from Macbook Pro

fortunately satisfied with poem thus far.

Hello, I got back to laptop
today - December fourth 2021
after few hours elapsed
got hunger pangs

during brief hiatus

experienced relapse concerning

craving vegetarian hypocrite's delight

meat product constituted chicken sausage,

which greasy entree
invariably caused cholesterol to spike.

The missus (a plump carnivore

to the bone with plucky constitution)

vowed never to purchase

named poultry appurtenance ever again

so help me dog, cuz she

(connoisseur of gluten free foods)

attempts to promote healthy eating.

Indeed buzzfeeding body, mind and spirit

courtesy fruits and vegetables
ideally, preferably, and undeniably organic

helps me feel emotionally,

mentally and spiritually fit

able, eager and willing

to staunch the flow,

whereby yours truly

would become deceased,

thus imperative to jot obit

before that instant I exit

stage door left,

the only occasion witnessing

ala bumbling and fumbling performance

(despite unalterable fact that

life haint no dress rehearsal)

courtesy painless suicide

exhibiting true grit

regarding one generic long haired

pencil necked geek,

whose demise undermined,

when his lovely bones

deteriorated analogous to

rotted fascia and soffit.