Dump Protocol

Paul Bell

It isn’t hard to explain
You do my head in
There, can I make it any more plain
You dress like a man
Make love like the dead
Does anything else need to be said
So without further ado
I say goodbye from me to you
Okay well said
Here she comes
Right, go for it
Darling, darling, you look great
New dress, suits your hair
Let’s go to lunch
Bottle of champagne
Let's just celebrate us
What the hell is wrong with you
You're like one who flew over the cuckoo
Just spit it out
Darling, there’s something I have to say
Let’s get married today
What are you saying, have you lost the plot
It’s dumping day, not love me nots
Now be a man
Darling, I would just like to say
Don’t say anything Paul, I’m dumping you, goodbye
What, you can’t just dump me, you need a build up
It’s dump protocol
Come back
I need to tell you something
Come back, don’t go…………………………….

  • Author: Paul Bell (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 8th, 2021 05:38
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 20
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Comments4

  • dusk arising

    I definitely came out of this confused and i read it three times! But hey, relationships can be like that, bloody confusing.

    • Paul Bell

      Think of poor Paul looking for a new girl.

    • Lorna

      I'm very much laughing and enjoying it! Oh lordie.... relationships......

      • Paul Bell

        They can be difficult. lol

      • Draven

        Oopsie haha!

        • Paul Bell

          You wouldn't do that, would you.

          • Draven

            Nope, if I have a problem, I am pretty direct about it.

          • Rozina

            This is so funny! Said just like a man!

            • Paul Bell

              He'll not do that again. lol



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