Bar none, no shortage of soap shampoo, nor detergent

Courtesy food pantries

Saint Eleanor's Saint Mary's,

Our Daily Bread,

the missus and yours truly (her spouse)

well stocked with good n plenti of

soap, shampoo and detergent.

 

Spongebob squarepants

would be in seventh heaven,

where sudsy clouds (resembling

Mister Krabs, Plankton,
Sandy Cheeks, Squidward, et cetera),

would drift across celestial vault.

 

Gratitude bequeathed to prophets of virtue

benevolent good samaritans

who trend righteous true

to the calling of helping hands who renew

faith (mine) in goodness of humanity

assisting not only yours truly

and the missus, but people
from South American country named Peru

or even indigenous tribes

accorded recognition comprising

population of inhabitants occupying New
Zealand, offered reparations

 

under the Treaty of Waitangi,

a process of reparation allowed

Maori to be fully recognized

at political level in lieu

of unfair practices inflicted upon

original occupant loosely similar

to descendents of long lost tribes of Israel,

endowed with (pure tin) pride

wishing I too could call myself proud Jew,
nevertheless attraction manifests destiny
(mine) someday to learn Hebrew.

 

Courtesy atheism more so Unitarianism,

I need not adopt

an explicit dogmatic, fanatic, humanistic...,

lunatic, narcissistic, puritanic... paradigm,

but only tout poetic justice (mine)

to recognize laudable traits

linkedin to orthodox faiths,
albeit rationalistic rubric
that caters to selflessness

for no other reason

than allowing, enabling, and promoting

random acts of kindness

without any forthcoming great expectation
downplaying remuneration,

no matter destitution begot mein kampf

hard times living within bleak house

slight hyperbolic exaggeration

poor as a cheesy church mouse poet.

 

Lemme coast to a fitting conclusion

bringing reasonable rhyming blather

originating courtesy me noggin,

within which wool doth gather

thus I a halt and

dial down philosophical lather,

cuz most likely

ye dear reader would rather

experience palmolive oil slather

preparatory to full body massage.