He knew what women wanted
After all, he was a man of the world
None of that namby pamby stuff for his woman
Oh no, he was a practical man
So when she opened her presents
To find an iron and a hoover
She was ecstatic
She was that ecstatic
That when he came home the next day
To find his shirts pressed
The house spotless
Her gone
He couldn’t believe it.
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Ha ha - -- and who could blame her eh Paul - -- the read made my hair curl until the last two lines. Ha - - Great stuff.
I wonder if she left them for him. lol
Lol. Women want a lot more than that . If a man bought me a iron I would be upset ..,
No no no, not iron and hoover, please!
Hahaha serves him right!
It was a cordless hoover, does that make it better.
Lol
Iron and hoover
I wonder what the man wanted after all
Sure enough the woman should vanish
She did come back for half of the spotless house.
lol
'but Dear, Honey, Babyboo'
'you're always saying
we should be, more Practical
with our spending... Right?'
(what great Fun
your last few posts have been
thanks for trying to share
a little bit of that festive cheer
dear Poet,
your efforts are noted
and appreciated
much more, than you imagine)
You need a laugh at this time of year when you're competing against the women in the big shops.
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