laurel and hardy as vladimir and estragon

hardy/vladimir (h/v)
laurel/estragon (l/e)

h/v: "Well - where is he?"

l/e : "I'm not sure."

h/v: "Your not sure - yet here we are in the cold!"

l/e: "He said he would be here."

h/v: "And you believed him."

l/e: (starting to cry) "But he said he would come!"

h/e: "Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"

l/e: (blank stare - sardonic grin) "I can end this mess real quick for you; why don't I just kill you and you can become a messenger: no one is waiting anymore - hell is the new waiting room. Want to be first in line?"

h/e: (visibly shaken) "No - I'm good - I can hangout with you!"