Try mumbo jumbo chicken gumbo soup saith dumbo

Yours truly an unfortunate hostage

within Homo sapien zoo

looking for unwitting subject(s) to woo,

and albeit impossible mission) to free me,

where within human bondage I stew

more specifically mine personally

custom designed invisible prison self made,

thus wishing to don persona

of such an éminence grise

as Jawaharlal Nehru,

and trumpet courteous helloo

before bidding kith and kin

and fellow humans permanent adieu.

When out of the blue

methinks I hear a voice which intones do

please try a healthy dose - Mister Fitzhugh,

a Louisiana creole speciality touted

as psychological cureall within Hangzhou

capital of Zhejiang sheng (province), China

where amidst bustling businesses as usual

happens to live animated cartoon

caricature, whose modesty peddling

holistic and homeopathic

(interestingly enough) Asian Jew,

who many neighboring residents

thought said long in the tooth occupant loo

duck criss cause he exhibited inhibition,

hence nonestablishmentarian fella

in their (others) netview

hashtagged snake oil salesman

buzzfeeding gullible poo

courtesy legendary secret formula

comprising his mumbo jumbo

chicken gumbo soup,

our mutual friend Dumbo

doth heartily broker

entrancing kickstaring rendezvous

panacea as genuinely true

but aforenamed solitary wordsmith

also incorporates voodoo

to scare away mailer daemons

all the way to Xanadu

located (courtesy Google)

in the modern-day Zhenglan Banner

in inner Mongolia on southeastern edge

of the Mongolian plateau

The city founded as first capital

of Kublai Khan, the leader

of Mongol Borjigin clan

who founded Yuan dynasty that ruled

most of modern-day China,

Korea, and its surrounding areas.