Poet who exhibits panache - meant...

to tickle your fancy dear reader rabbit,

perchance European G-man double agent

regarding the following poem

with kick a$$, je ne sais quois

ingenious, humorous bent

even though reasonable rhyme
mebbe worth no mo' than ten cent

doth quickly make descent

from ridiculous to sublime

and/or visa versa poetic event

trademark courtesy one

sexagenarian formerly fervent

nonestablishmentarian

long haired pencil necked

geeky, dorky, and nerdy
January born quirky,

Yankee doodling gent.

 

Anyway, as usual I blog alone
(today January 25th, 2022)

while this Poe whit carries a wish bone
but, tis just me and my future self as a *crone
that amble along the boulevard,

while over head buzzes a sir valence drone
blares out an air/ear splitting command

courtesy shift shaping mega fone

which induces my quietude to groan
and find an escape to hone
salvation espied by mirage

 

sans a balmy *isotone

echoing refrains from Joan
E Mitchell, a great Danish dame

panhandling for ample *krone

so she not forced

to borrow money from a loan
where her former renown

a distant memory, she doth moan
as if attacked by a shark,

who resembles Jimmy Neutron

alias Matthew Scott Harris, who as soon

 

as he dubbed pipsqueak

that gave him greenlight
to trumpet as firebrand

nonestablishmentarian prone
to stake out a *quone,

while sheepishly at bay astride to the rite,

a beast of burden wearing

horn rimmed glasses tinted *roan

cuz the blinding light shone

into the outer limits
from azure vault -

 

a shadowy night rogues gallery

over a sinister tombstone
four after midnight emanating

on an eerie, freaky Friday
the thirteenth accompanied courtesy

frightful monster tone

scaring living daylights

out the skin of yours truly,

who found himself parent trap
accentuating, illuminating, undulating
the outer limits of twilight zone.

*a$$ star risked words valid

first to last defined below

based on the merits of google:

 

1.an old woman thin and ugly
nevertheless all pretty things, she does oogle.

2. any of two or more species of atoms

or nuclei with same number of neutrons

3. basic monetary unit of Denmark and Norway,

equal to 100 øre.
4. watch "The Stakeout" episode

of television series "Seinfeld."

5. denoting an animal,

especially a horse or cow,

their coat of a main color

thickly interspersed with hairs

of another color,

typically bay, chestnut,

or black mixed with white.