“Golden Showers” or “A Call to Nature” Poem, by beautifulbastyrd, at My poetic side

Aha! What is this?

It looks like the perfect place to piss.

I should definitely pee here,

I like when it comes out crystal clear.

“Wait for a bathroom!”, I hear you say,

do you know how much water I drink every day?

This is the woods, so it’s alright,

and plus, chill man, it’s night!

I’m just tryna help these trees,

hell, this is how we watered our crops in Belize!

You see, out here it is very freeing,

letting it soar off a peak raises your sense of being.

So once more before the drive home,

it helps to always have a bathroom wherever you roam.

Comments +

ProfessionalPaperDigester February 23rd, 2022 20:05
See, this is exactly the problem with our modern society! LET ME PISS IN MY NEIGHBORS YARD DAMNIT, IF YOUR DOG CAN THEN SO CAN I!
L. B. Mek February 24th, 2022 04:34
hilarious! thank you
this is the diversity
and freedom
I love about Poetry..
such a fun read
(just be careful
you don't get a Forest Gump wound
trying to evade the wrath of a professional digester) lol

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