“Golden Showers” or “A Call to Nature”

Aha! What is this?

It looks like the perfect place to piss.

 

I should definitely pee here,

I like when it comes out crystal clear.

 

“Wait for a bathroom!”, I hear you say,

do you know how much water I drink every day?

 

This is the woods, so it’s alright,

and plus, chill man, it’s night!

 

I’m just tryna help these trees,

hell, this is how we watered our crops in Belize!

 

You see, out here it is very freeing,

letting it soar off a peak raises your sense of being.

 

So once more before the drive home,

it helps to always have a bathroom wherever you roam.