The Fridge

Paul Bell

I didn't mind you balling Jack in our sack

Behind my back

But to take the fridge which held the beer

That was low, even for you dear

Now I hear you've dumped Jack, in favour of Mark

Everybody knows, he’s a nark

And what about the beer

Is it true, Mark the nark was shot in the dark

Now you're with Joe

The price of beer, it’s shocking you know

Heard the news, heart attack, poor Joe, and at the point of blow

Way to go Joe, the beer will flow

Is it true, Joe’s hardly dead, and you’re away with Fred

My god, I'm drinking myself dead

Oh no, surely not Fred, he was in his prime

Time gentlemen please, time

Well that sobered me up

You’re living with Mary, quite contrary

That's it, you've crossed the line

I'm the laughingstock in the Rose and Crown

You have finally pushed me over the ridge

For Christ sakes woman

Keep the bloody fridge.

  • Author: Paul Bell (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 5th, 2022 05:48
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 27
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  • Rozina

    Yes I agree Teddy, she can keep the fridge! Thanks Paul for a good laugh in the morning.

    • Paul Bell

      Do you have a spare fridge.

    • Doggerel Dave

      I kept up with the fridge (I think...) Seemed safest. But wot about the beer?

      • Paul Bell

        Thankfully, the beer survived, just.

      • Palebluecardigan

        Haha, the first humorous poem I read, and already love this category thanks to you!!

        • Paul Bell

          You need a laugh after the night before.

        • Neville


          gotta larf tho dont ya squire ...

          reminds me of my very own 'Alphabetical Infidelities' but with beer and a fridge taking the lead roles ....................................... 🙂

          • Paul Bell

            I blame everything on the fridge.



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