Is not man exaggerating a lot
When he gives fantastic names to something he has bought
Its hard to find someone who calls a spade, a spade
For the advent of new words had been introduced in every trade.
Take the world of clothes for instances
Are you prepared for the names they do give
To the different shades and hues
That in your imagination live?
They call white – ‘frost white’
Even ‘coconut white’ would do
Pearl’s yet another name
For the same set of hue.
Peppermint green is now in vogue
But there are so many sorts of green
In the peppermints that we do eat
So how to determine the sheen?
‘dawn pink’ is popular with the teenagers now
Who greet it with an explosive ‘wow’
But what I just cant imagine is
How dawn being orangish, could be branded pink??
Another name that puzzles me a lot
And indeed touches a really raw spot
Is ‘gay blue’ – how can one be gay if the blues are around him
At least in the use of words couldn’t man be proper and prim.
Pray, tell me also what ‘fantasy’ is
Is ‘fanfare’ a colour somewhat similar to this
And then there’s ‘vapour’ which troubles me too
For how could man know, its very exact hue?
And what about ‘fresh cream’
I thought it was a dish
And if there is a ‘kingfisher’ blue
Why not something alluding to fish?
Cloud grey, orchid and delphinium blue
Are some of the shades that are now on view
While bitter lemon, pistachio, almond and musk melon
Are colors, not eatables, that would entrance even Helen..
‘charcoal’ and ‘steel blue’ have succeeded in making me mad
‘tusk ivory’ was another that exposed man’s fad
And another last question, before my list is over
Does ‘spring’ depict a green colour, or that of a fruit or flower?
Comments1
personally
I will just be happy
if I didn't have to 'LITERALLY'
hear the word 'LITERALLY'
in every sentence: 'LITERALLY'...!
(good on you for trying, dear poet
me, I'm more cynical
and like Rick Rubin
and his fake funeral for the word 'Def'
I have already come to terms
to the exponentially limitless
demise
of the English language..
I mean, here we are
the most widely educated generation
in the history of humanity
and the best eloquence
we come across
'on da daily'
is so inanely, trite
'innit tho, for reals... reals'
.
.
'LITERALLY!'
(and no, 'slang'
or other people's 'supposed' culture
has little to do
with the universal dummying down
of language
in our universities and state offices)
lol
or I'm just an old cranky, has-been
ranting
for the sake of ranting, who knows
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