Implementing chops to acquire self survival

speculative fictional account

courtesy yours truly interpretation
impossible mission to surmount

tooling topographic factors,
solving quadratic equations,

rubik's cube generally tantamount.

Perchance yar juiced

a young man or woman
Aladdin on cusp of securing lass

maybe born, bread and raised

in the city that never sleeps

and as loyal returning native son

or daughter taking a tram

to enjoy tasty repast

with widowed momma,

cuz ever since da papa passed away....

a futile attempt made to fill that void

awash with more'n than half a century

of wedded bliss,

whereat purposelessness pervasive

regarding surviving mother,

who feigns happiness, regales others

with showers of affection,

and remains active feeding kith and kin
her chosen avocation

comprising, striving and succeeding

to be adept within the culinary arts

thru self taught trials and errors

of brave taste testers,

(which unwitting guinea pigs ought

to get medal of honor for bravery),

though her exemplary cooking reputation

exceeds five star Michelin rating

through meticulous and

exacting measured ingredients,
she glides within the kitchen

howsoever upon one occasion,

a fork and spoon slipped to the floor,

which inexplicable gravitational

alchemical phenomena

fused separate pieces of cutlery

into finely wrought eating implement
whereupon a dead reckoning,

takes shape, that "mum"
might be in mortal danger

from inconspicuous cooking tool,
whence ya stop SnapChat tin

and shutterfly as greased BuzzFeed

lding lightning twittering

like a bat out of hell -
ya swoop down

smash mouth Facebook first
presaging a fatality visiting

upon the head of mum
(christened name Chris Anne Thumb,

the last appended word linked

with her diminutive size),

who intently engrossed,

keenly self absorbed,
and rapt attentive with tasks at hand

most likely oblivious

to potential safety dukes of hazzard

as a benevolent offspring temporarily
ye take instagram reprieve,

and utilize fancy footwork
(incorporating song with dance routine)

generating kickstarter tiktok fame

yanking attention and
re: turning to counterpoise

vis a vis match less laws of physics,

whereby toe tulle lee tubular

jump starter antics applied

to kindle hurly burly

gnarly melded flatware
serving sub bastion bach up

(analogous to state of the art beet oven),
which upright pedal poised pose

quirky tool allows, provides

and enables pulley zing leverage.