Fun net ticks and sill lab buff hick aye shun

rew4er2nail

curt hissy Matthew Scott Harris

who wishes ewe well
to make $cents of the following
mumbo jumbo lettered gumbo.

Hip puck crease see

(ad hoc) key hide dee claim

haint how my noggin

comports itself to take aim,

cuz ear lee aire two

yeast tar dies ague
this hue more us,
in fame muss wordsmith
cure rafting re: son hubble rhyme

doggone cur rafted twin tee suck

hound day hove March

(twenty second of)
tooth house sin twenty two,

 

(Lifer til death date woo eth death)

an hon nah - bell and clapper bloke

mostly silly key ping (faw) lame
fee bill word tangler,

rustler, mangler, a (name)
grossly misunderstood

acts ill rod gunmetal read rose,

but wean mice elf (in tha same
deep blue sea of

sigh bore space), and tame
ghost of Noah Web stir,

(the "Father of American 

Scholarship and Education").

Mine whole foods (bran)
whole hoe graphic image gleefully 

danced like cranberries...
er Shuga plums

buff fore my ayes 

gent lee guy ding even odd lil old
me - disc hum bob yule hated thoughts.

 

He winked, blinked, and nod did 
'pon every hip proved high fen -

phen hated dub bill loon

colon out fe fie fo fum...

Thus sigh prose seeded 

to brac kit this hen
speckled, pecked, choppy 
ram bulling miss sieve.

 

Now Kenya boll weave me, i.e.

nope heart tickle to rhyme, 

nor rheas zen, 
hex planes this alien ak queue men?

Thus ice elf seal heck head 

(i.e. spoiler alert selected)

top pick dis gobbledygook de 'zure 
one long in the tooth 

in dent charred papa, who war 
rents, through his 

Engle hush patois rue brick 

mishmash heavy sack crow sank
fill low so fickle road dough mont aid

e'en when deep

into Davy Jones's Locker 


(as taut tummy

by ma gram marred paw, 

he called home and leaved all his life

in Southeastern pence hull Vanya), 
tutoring, this war reed 

red word smith (screeching) 

viva veneer real with no dis ease: 

a broadcast inter gnash shin null plea
from puissant amazing

 

dragon hill though me

heretofore jest playfully peppering 
this poetic 
prey lewd pray zing gibberish,

boot ice till dune hot

take for grant (yule hiss sees)

who hit high robe hurt eel lee
cogent, fluent, intelligent,

lambent, overt, reverent...

succinctness, thus strictly for sport

(maya tip pickle mowed

 

dis hopper end dee)

inure inca ling hued bait tour
ring ship for fools (who russian,

where angels dare toot red),
and back to feeble poetic effort
sum er re: all reed dears mite ache -

against hub bull telescoping confusion

your understandable hub

jake shun accepted.

 

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: March 24th, 2022 12:24
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 15
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