Wordsmith's Veneration...

Methinks, I post literary endeavors inxs
but tis with blood, sweat and tears
in case ye did not guess,
who struggles to craft reasonable rhyme
ideally read by a pleasing poetess.

Aye willy nilly understate (trying to)
tantalize, hypnotize, galvanize...
with "FAKE" trumpeting
spellbinding, rambling, quivering...
intoxicating, hallucinating, gyrating,
stop to take a breather...

English Language vocabulary, a
fascination, intoxication, provocation...
upon me ocular, neurological, mental...
faculties of this nattering nabob
from outer limits of twilight zone
i.e. literary krazy Jewish jabberwocky

issuing haphazard global toll till
fallout exacting deserved damn
cratering nascent (inchoate) career
digitally/electronically bi:
ne'er re: carpet bombing

away upon modus operandi, sans
sesquipedalian shrapnel strafes wrought
realization literary scaffolding
complex edifice thought
out in mind of yours truly,
not popularly sought

opportunity to experience
rush of excitement,
asper choice winner equals naught

inexorable effort to cobble innovative
linkedin words disappointment fraught

submissions witness polite declinations

attesting, lamenting, regarding poetic
expansive glommed language, unlikely
success tubby brought

adulation, commendation, enunciation...
fades into afterthought.

Ablest adept adroit aficionado
applauded aspiring authors accorded
absolute badge because
brevity brews brilliant burnished
bravado bubbling budding bulwark

captivatingly collates, communicates,
constitutes conveys avast literary

Grand Canyon chiseled, sans scribe's
Colorado devoid, asper driven desperado
contrariwise, through prevalent
persistent pinterest proclivity,
plus plethora pronounced propensity

resoundingly regaling readers
re: raffish ridiculous rumination
renders endeavor incommunicado

diligent doggedness ironically -
dampens dueling dynamic dud

dutifully dramatically diminishing

divine dreaming skin deemed darling
distinguished doodling I sip
prose poe hit tick drafter
equally or exceeding
prospects envisioning El Dorado,

thus this 1% Neanderthal

bets his sweet bippy
and bottom dollar

febrile frenzy to fashion words

essentially relegated as dense bupkis

will automatically plummet

hook, line and sinker

10,000 leagues under the sea

accidentally discovered courtesy

scuba diver assisted by Octopus teacher.

He subjects unsuspecting readers

to lumbering lugubrious trademark

style saturing media airwaves,

thus instinctive immediate attribute

acutely sensing reasonable non-rhyme

heading directly to Davy Jones locker
years later discovered posthumously

and hailed as figurative
long lost sunken treasure

linkedin to the outstanding

ascribed to yours truly,
honorable Master scribe

among pantheon of great poets - ha

a run of the mill

schlepping logophile.