I discovered miscellaneous meaningless hodgepodge...

dating back circa: Age of computer antiquity

mine signature worthless gibberish

found Earthling dumbfounded

for further waste of time inquire

about trivial details constituting

more'n six electronic new pages

the following an excerpt from book of
Matthew Scott Harris.

Courtesy of AskJeeves,

and special acknowledgement

to Google search algorithm, this anachronistic

Travelocity bing Ray Orbitz son cent

reincarnate with good n Plenti

of LegalZoom dost Lyft

me Wii Progressive poise, an are dent

lee boosts bonhomie duty

BuzzFeed ding on Fancy Feast

honesty coalesces into Elements

of style – suitable

to Strunk n White accolade gent

he blogs a fictitious vignette

taking add Vonage of Samsung

a viz zit from Clark Kent

one kickstarter for

incredible computer software programs

and sturdy Mainframe he kin lent.

Particular pattering patois,

prompts pathetic ploy

per poetic provenance readers

attempt to plow headstrong

into skein of lettered litter thicket

of Vanity Fair verbiage,

y’all count Outlook incorporating

what he doth coon sitter

tubby hottest n coolest

common nanobots

pinging, skittering n thriving

within binary bitmap

digital boot not embittered, nor a quitter

an unseen electronic/

microscopic realm Weeknd

snapchat tweet and twitter.

Countless applications

constitutes information superhighway

(thanx Al Gore), this computer addict

plucked from wing

of broken kin prayer

while Samsung and Delilah -

hiz significant thing

hearty soulful byte size flickr

patented technological silent ringtone

signaling data communications packets

fueling hand held devices did ping.

Many automatic, cryptic,

esoteric, generic, intrinsic…et cetera

fiber optic pulsating stupefying vector

criss crossing, twas impossible

twin selection process

in virtual reality sector

which smattering of whatsapp

countless twenty first century human projector,

where computer applications anachronistically

don ensemble epistle

as mull logical nectar

I Trump petsmart

word smith re: scrivener effecter.

Shiloh Golong and describe,

which Apple of my eye

(amidst all the Core piss

sans millions of equally omitted,

yet equally appealing, enlivening,

incorporating, outsourcing Wans

et cetera populate virtual reality)

resonated within

Chrome moe so mull Bing vans?

Skype n Angry Bird If ya need

to take Avast break

please Compaq to this

Dell a where Century21,

Foursquare Hotmail seeks Joyus mirth

from Instagram Pennsylvania,

who (despite eternal Allianz

with Uber youth)

witnessed The Birth of Cosmos -

hiss story give or take

a million years, I remember

literate Geico caveman

discovering Victoria’s Secret
how Kindle took a Tumblr,

when Tinder lit Circuit City gone amiss!

This Earthlinked, Googly eyed

(brown), Hotmail wannabe
paperback writer
(pseudonym name Page Turner)

dwells in Bell Atlantic

thinking about notions as:

Airgas, Comcast, Excelon…. Verizon

plus responding to classified advertisements

x spearmint ting feigning myself

tubby Youtube star bachelor

hoop ping to dance with female stars

accidently twerk ma Sovereign

Palm Pilot size rear!