Be not complacent 'bout dire global warming...

Thus spake Zarathustra
necessitating donning layered clothing

in tandem, especially trumpeting
being with wise mind and economical

exercising usage of fossil fuel

completing most tasks

involving driving automobile

courtesy designing efficient,

deliberate, and conscientious

strategy consolidating
tasks within one fell swoop,
plus turning off heat and lights
and adapting, learning to chill

circadian rhythm nsync
with nocturnal existence beef hitting
and apropos to a Neanderthal caveman.

Despite brisk temperatures today lo

mein April fifth
two thousand twenty two y'know,

where exhalation generates
puff daddy 'o air to flow
after taking analogous sturm und drang
dragon fiery cigarette slow -

inhaling lungful of nicotine
savoring fairly bequeathing
air of savoir faire sophistication

(despite yours truly

being an idiot savant)
Marlboro brand cigarettes
with highest addictive ingredient
of any holy smokes.

Don't be fooled ice age cometh
just because spate

of cool Autumn like Spring weather
brought coveted tolerable respite

after blast of unseasonably raw
cold temperature conditions

(nevertheless buds bursting)
just... like... a mere
smattering number days (a week) ago,
ye best not be wary nay -
and put figurative guard down no

including y'all fellow Earthlings -

don't get smug, but snuggle

though morning hath bro

kin quite chilly, ah refreshing

moost definitely worth crow

wing about, Aesop prose
"FAKE" king ace poe

wit like... yours
truly perhaps tubby up pro

pray yet believe me you,
suffocating humidity and haziness
will become central

warm front bringing scorching

heat wave soon enough

perceptibly slowing ability

to conjure e'en feeble attempt

to craft higglety pigglety
measly, satisfactory flow

'o words - yea right I haint

gonna get no dough

tis exhilarating regarding average Joe

biden his time at least
till 20/24 election – whoa

nineteen months from now

hoop fully trumpeting bozo

will be caricatured
as threat to democracy, cuz he ain't

dune planet earth any good

actually his dynastic aspirations

undermined biological cargo,

and affected mooch mo'

harm as he blithely axed

environmental protections with his so

so who cares attitude

which inevitably spelt grow

tusk elephant in the room

compromising future generations welfare

exhibits boomerang effect affecting yo

children of a lesser god

told me by dodo

bird chimney sweeper sallow

faced bummer resembling Frodo

overwhelmed with basket
of deplorable wretched status quo

hither and yon to and fro

he doth frantically go

across terrestrial firmament, in toto
sacrilegious, malicious, egregious...

abominable primate shady hue
man oh man now tis time I cue
somber tune from oboe,
whereby charmed snake (Cobra)
entirely constructed and linkedin

with a little help courtesy lego

set now at poe wits end
this soon tubby extinct bonobo

doth bid thee adieu.