Initially, I never wanted to ask you any of these questions?
Also, I'm more or less sure; that you already must be aware of some of these.
But me being me, I could not help myself with this building curiosity.
Dear Maths,
So, let us begin now.
How could you be so horrid? Very bad.
You do disagree with it. Then why do people are frightened of you?
Don't worry as yet; I have more to come.
So, are you a sort of mental abuse?
I know it's harsh to say such a thing, but it's true, at least in the present situation.
If no, is the case, then why are you acting like the one?
Wait; along with this,
Why do you always behave like a drama queen?
According to you, it will be a no here as well.
Thus, describe how do you have so many problems?
It is accepted if you have them,
As no one is privileged, in the first place,
So, keeping the other things aside,
Why don't you solve your problems on your own?
On top of that, you ask others to do so, as if we are short of our ones.
In addition to it, you already have an answer given right below the problem.
Even though all of them are present right in front of you,
Why do you trouble others to find the already given solutions? Why?
Are you blind, or do you have some other issues?
If yes, then why don't you go and get yourself checked, or so?
If not, that being the case, what you need to do is open your eyes and see.
If still, you are not ready for it, then go and find it out on your own.
On the other hand, before that, tell me one thing.
How do all your problems have a well-written solution?
Furthermore, at times it even comes with a structural outline as well.
Besides; doing this, tell me one more thing,
From where do you get all these solutions beforehand?
Only if you were to see you would have understood how desperately I require some of them.
Anyways never mind, I will figure it out eventually.
In addition to all the things given above,
Were numbers not enough that you added alphabets along? Why? Just tell me why?
How could you do such a thing?
What was the need to add when everything was already a mess?
Also, if it's not you; that combined both of them, then who did it for you?
They deserve only one thing, and that is extinction.
Guess what; this must have been the reason that no one is alive anymore.
Moreover, why have you gotten to be malicious as the day passes?
Are you trying to seek gratification through inflicting pain?
Illustrate it now; how will my little brain muddle through all of it?
When already your numbers are trying to blow my brains off.
Forget about what alphabets can do; if I approach them.
Have I ever snatched the last piece of your favorite candy? No, right.
Hence, why do you keep doing this to me?
In the end, you are as complicated as always.
So Math,
Decide for yourself;
It's high time that you need to be responsible for yourself.
Otherwise, this will definitely,
Lead to your execution while you ask others to search for your X.
-bubblehead95
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- Comment from author about the poem: Hey Everyone, This poem consists of random views lingering around effortlessly while studying math. This work is a sheer product of boredom, and it seemed amusing, so I decided to post it. I also understand that it might sound absurd to some, but still, I enjoyed it. Apologies; for contradicting the peeps who have immense love for the subject. It might happen when you ask a humanities student, (after six years of a gap), to understand mathematical problems in a month, that too on its own. Have fun!
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Comments3
biggest problem with maths
is getting that foundation, to stick
in our minds..
if we did, then all we need do
is apply new knowledge to it
when needed..
like, imagine
every time
you read a complex, poem
you first have to remember
your alphabet, order
and know
your adjectives from your adverbs..
but your forget them
and have to start from A...
(still, a fun read
I too wish, Maths
could be a little easier
thanks for sharing, dear poet)
I'll be honest with you. I did not know why I posted this one. But seeing you enjoyed this feels good. I agree with what you said; Everything has its complexities, and everyone can't be good at everything. Accepting; we can only work on improving it. But still, I feel, sometimes, being grumpy is needed; to let your true feelings out. And yes, I wish the same. Thank you so much, Mek; it really means a lot. 🙂
Maths has its own charms and its own disasters
Sometimes logic
Sometimes illogical
Sometimes the methodologies taught wrong
A very funny and innovative read dear poetess…
A very thank you; for shedding light on this one. I'm glad to know that you enjoyed this poem which I actually thought was idiocy, both for writing and posting. Yes, what you said is correct. But if you consider me, I'm a pro at making it look more like a disaster and illogical.😅😄 I really appreciate your views; Thank you!
Well somehow i did like maths….but still you made me see a different perspective…
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Ha! I. believe it was Satan to add the alphabet to math 😉
Honestly--I can't get math to save my life. Both my daughters struggled but one of my sons is this insane math genius. I don't get it at all. HE doesn't understand how we can't just get it--'it's all right there' he keeps saying. Ugh--no, not for normal people 🙂
Got a kick out of this!
Hihi. I believe the same at times. I'm delighted to know that my work could fetch your attention, and thank you so much for stopping by and commenting on this one. 🙂 I'm glad that my aversion could bring some fun to people out here.🤠It is the opposite of all the possibilities that crossed my mind while uploading. I could feel your daughters, but it's so satisfying to know that I'm not the only one on the other side.😅😃 Thank you!
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