What Would You Be...?

jaimeleigh

If I could be anything, what would I be...?

I'd like to be quite a lot of things actually...

A big bird for starters, soaring the sky, way up high, just so I could shit on someone's head without a guilty sorry to be said...

A fly so I could eat & talk shit all day long...

To come to an understanding why so many do...

A black widow spider...

I think we all know why...?

I could shag & kill on mother nature's time...

Oh my, Oh my...

To be a chameleon so I could camouflage the mood I'm in...

A cockle just to be loud & annoying every morning...

But I think I'd most like to be an ant... 

Yes that's right an ant I would most like to be...

Just because I love there whole strategy…

Every ant has a place within the whole chaology...

A very unique purposeful special place...

Yeah that's a bit of me...

A swan another possibility for me because there love, forever with one unconditionally with outstanding loyalty...

A chicken to maybe... because I think I would taste great all cooked on someone's plate...

Yeah all of the above that's what I would love to possibly be...  

  • Author: JaimeLeigh m=Mead (Pseudonym) (Offline Offline)
  • Published: April 11th, 2022 16:46
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 12
  • Users favorite of this poem: L. B. Mek
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  • Dahlia

    This was very funny
    that beginning part about the big bird really cracked me up...😂
    Dahlia

  • L. B. Mek

    such a fun read
    thanks for sharing dear poet..
    'just so I could shit on someone's head without a guilty sorry to be said...'
    😂
    'A chicken *too maybe... because I think I would taste great all cooked on someone's plate...'
    🤕

  • Crowns4Christ

    Hahahahaha that's great, I can actually agree with them all, good write



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