Easter as interpreted by one...

rebated, rebirthed rebooted, and rebuked

ill shod Unitarian atheist

Though avast percentage

of stonehenge temple piloted ghosts,

harking back millennia

constantly zip unseen thru aerospace,

they unwittingly espy

woolly sheep hush fleeced herd

profoundly religious peep pulls

plodding fast as their

cleft hoofs take them

along well worn path

of former crusaders.

Among acquiescent devout subjects

one self repentant

quest shunning skeptic poet

suffers interminable emotional flagellation

employing righteous indignation

against his own iniquitous misdeeds

sullying the sacrosanct marital covenant.

Unpardonable egregious transgressions

committed (well nigh

dirty deeds done dirt cheap
a dozen orbitz ago)

think adulterous flagrante delicto

constituted consummating rutting

sabotaging high fidelity.

Passionate intercourse incorporating

communicating non verbal

vernacular animal needs

spoken on behalf of laity

comprising unlearned, nevertheless

superstitious population

indulged verboten fruit appetite,

yet adroit oral (tongue in cheek)

spread courtesy word of mouth.

Most pious take as gospel

every word in religious tomes

their collective soul asylum polestar,

and doth decree important doctrines

with especial accord

equal insignificance applied toward

Judeo-Christian holidays

across the chessboard of life,

thus Easter ranks as no exception

to the golden rule,

where Santa Claus reached an a chord
follow auspicious signs

alit in the night sky

shaped like a drinking gourd

perhaps amassing plentiful harvests

upon hamlets strewn

across scantily populated Earth

asper cornucopia exhibited secret hoard

sharing plentiful Horn
(and Hard art lesson learned)

to stave off barreness, ignored

going forward seeding nascent

March Madness with help from Lord

and Taylor as midwife hoot

tended Ville Nova moored
by striking Wildcat fanatics,

who unbelievably

espied heavens cleft asunder

and golden rays poured

while collective spectators

loudly deafeningly screamed
while housed within the soundgarden

analogous to ferocious cats

who hissed and roared

witnessed history scored
earning players knighted

with Excalibur sword
thence entire team handed

Taj Mahal shaped award,

which aforementioned

ass hide lacks, cuz zit

happens tubby April Fool's joke,

thus above iterated verses somehow needs
just a little bit of relevance to yoke
thine admitted ambivalent

reaction to sports,
yea aye pay figurative toke

hen to Rabbinic, generic fanatic primal

tribal village people clan destine woke,

and swinging focus of this poem

back toward Religious perp ported berth

when (sans antiquity) trumpet signaled

thus, any superstitions blew away dearth
when distant shofar heard
in every home and hearth
anticipating arrival of the Easter Bunny,
who brings mirth
and hop poly distributes sweet treats,
which children as grown adults,

no matter necessity
for teeth to be removed
the sugary over indulgence wool worth

today thee American Dental Association

chastises candy manufacturers
bandying more weight

gaining deadly, debauched,

and decadent, trait

then adultery - verboten fruit to sate

hash-tagged (vamoose skat

dad dulled) reprobate.