Santa came on a December night

Santa Claus came on a December night
Pulled by reindeer
taking flight
Down each chimney 
How many hours are there
Does he have a torch?

Presents for children
Fill his Sack 
Scoffing cookies cake milk
My word you are getting overweight 

Up the chimney groan ache
Reindeer look with eyes agape 
asking each other in alarm 
Will we fly or drop to the ground?

Drop like Stone with Santa 
Fall unlike Snowflakes
And we are in the Southern Hemisphere
No snow to break our fall

Thank Heaven we have unloaded heavier Gifts
A lighter load should give us lift  
off the ground 
A few more drops and head for Home
Mrs Claus knitting even larger! wear

Merry Xmas to All
With Season Cheer
Spread Good Tidings
To one and Many
All Good Things for a 
Merry Good Year
Excepting 
Michael Zuckerberg