Recalcitrant rhymester demonstrates reasonable raillery

spoke kin like
a true non establishmentarian.

 

Wily wordsmith wields wisdom and wit

renders requiem welcoming thee to visit,

no matter foisting poetic riffraff (mine)
necessitates applying figurative tourniquet

to staunch potential
life threatening hemorrhage
oozing out fifty shades of
your gray cerebral moon unit,

thus best be extremely cautious

heed warning to preserve
self interest and quit

while ahead, i.e. stop reading
and surreptitiously exit,

 

now lest noggin contents
rendered into pureed blivit

causing irrevocable damage,

now just for fun grab
amusement park ride ticket,
and picture yourself
in a boat on a river

squarely bobbing along...

barely staying afloat

courtesy soaked sponge square pants
within skeletal ricket

tee skiff analogous to
time warped white picket

 

fence forever lost and seasick

out of desperation imploring malefic

powers that be while moored thick

within (think) Scylla and Charybdis

not caring a lick

despite super tramping cheap trick

worse fate than death,
where metaphorical flick

finds one human flotsam and jetsam (ye)

violently sucked into realm wick

head witch, which
in toto along metaphorical yellow brick

road nsync cues soundcloud

 

faintly reminiscent of Herman's hermit

mid nineteen sixties approximate
time Beatles made mop top headlines

both bands selling
one after another smash hit,

where half crazed lasses frenziedly
screamed and threw maniacal fit

activating advent of groupies
they made nun sense sickle habit

to shadow many rock and roll band

initially majority identifying as Brit

nowadays global musical hodgepodge
synthesized linkedin with fitbit.