Ode to Coffee Poem, by tommytoons, at My poetic side

“Ode to Coffee”

(Tommy Entrican, 05/09/22)

Oh how I love that magic bean

That cures my early morning lean

It wakes me up and makes it seem

Like I am almost a human being

The warm and fuzzy in my cup

Makes sure my brain does not blow up

And helps me get off of my butt

Takes my downs and makes them ups

I do not like that slimy cream

And sugar only makes me scream

Never doctor with your schemes

Make it black and make it stream

If there’s no coffee to be found

Just lay me there onto the ground

Lay the dirt ‘ore me around

To coffee heaven I am bound

For coffee I would give my all

Give me the pot or I will bawl

From when I wake until I crawl

To bed and dream of COFFEE!

Natalia B. Odair May 9th, 2022 13:41
Absolutely wonderful, laugh of the day! Thanks for this.
Saxon Crow May 10th, 2022 01:32
Coffee is the most sacred of things..... Ever!
L. B. Mek May 10th, 2022 03:34
'Like I am almost a human being'
(than that zombified reflection
smirking - back, at my attempts
to marry, my toothbrush with its
awaiting toothpaste, bride...)
lol
thank for sharing
wonderfully fun, cheers ☕

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