“Ode to Coffee”
(Tommy Entrican, 05/09/22)
Oh how I love that magic bean
That cures my early morning lean
It wakes me up and makes it seem
Like I am almost a human being
The warm and fuzzy in my cup
Makes sure my brain does not blow up
And helps me get off of my butt
Takes my downs and makes them ups
I do not like that slimy cream
And sugar only makes me scream
Never doctor with your schemes
Make it black and make it stream
If there’s no coffee to be found
Just lay me there onto the ground
Lay the dirt ‘ore me around
To coffee heaven I am bound
For coffee I would give my all
Give me the pot or I will bawl
From when I wake until I crawl
To bed and dream of COFFEE!
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Author:
tommytoons (
Offline) - Published: May 9th, 2022 12:49
- Category: Humor
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Comments3
Absolutely wonderful, laugh of the day! Thanks for this.
Coffee is the most sacred of things..... Ever!
'Like I am almost a human being'
(than that zombified reflection
smirking - back, at my attempts
to marry, my toothbrush with its
awaiting toothpaste, bride...)
lol
thank for sharing
wonderfully fun, cheers ☕
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