Two Limericks

Classicmister

There once was a girl called Mellissa

Who wanted her boyfriend to kiss her

Wanting  no more romance

 He made no advance

As he’d found a new love called Clarissa

 

There was a new driver Marie

Whose car spluttered and stopped suddenly 

A man told her that

Her battery was flat

And she said “ Well what shape should it be?”

 

  • Author: Classicmister (Offline Offline)
  • Published: May 11th, 2022 03:23
  • Category: Humor
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  • arqios

    Marie definitely wins the cake!

  • orchidee

    Good writes CM.

  • Rozina

    Good ones!



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