Distant View

A Couple of Limericks


Studious Student


A studious student from Stroud

loved walking and talking out loud

he got some strange looks

while carrying his books

and he always stood out in a crowd




Floating Flock


A shepherd who lived on a boat

kept thirty sheep and a goat

they all lived on board

which seemed untoward

but somehow they managed to float


  • Teddy.15

    LOL Two perfect limerick happy national limerick day dear friend. 💖

    • Distant View

      Thank you, Teddy. I appreciate your comment!

    • L. B. Mek

      wonderful! thanks for sharing
      and raising awareness

      • Distant View

        Thank you, dear poet, for taking the time to read and comment!

      • orchidee

        I'm liking these limericks DV!

        • Distant View

          Thank you, orchidee! Glad you liked them!

        • Rocky Lagou

          Happy Limerick Day! These were crafted finely and very wittily. Thanks for the smile!

          • Distant View

            Thank you, Rocky! Best wishes.

          • Neville

            I dont mind admittin you seriously made me titter .................... Neville 🙂

            • Distant View

              Thanks Neville. Glad you found them funny.

            • Rozina

              Didn't know about Happy Limerick Day. Enjoyed your funny limericks, thanks!

              • Distant View

                Thank you, Rozina! Glad you liked these.

              • Dahlia

                Very Nice, thanks for sharing, I didn't know about National Limerick day! ✌

                • Distant View

                  Thank you, Dahlia! Yes, Limerick Day is 12th May every year. Glad you enjoyed my efforts here.

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