Teddy.15

Exploding Satire

 

 
 
I can't remember 
 
If I closed the bloody gas? 
 
Oh, maybe I'm fucked ...
 
 
 
 
 
 


 

Comments11

  • orchidee

    Doh! 🙂

    • Teddy.15

      lol along with KP perhaps?

    • Paul Bell

      Don't you worry about closing the gas, someone has shut it for you by putin a sock in it. How is this dickhead still running the country, where are the Rasputin poisoners when you need them.

      • Teddy.15

        What a world to live in Paul. 💖

      • L. B. Mek

        to those throwing pebbles
        at our existence's
        Stonhenge's, of inevitability
        here, be your distillation
        of life's moronic, fuck'ry
        in bite-sized, insightful poetry...
        (genuine brevity! is what comes to mind
        dear cherished Poetess
        thank you!)
        and a few chuckles, of course
        😂

        • Teddy.15

          Chuckles are always good, but I'm seriously heart broken for Ukraine. 💖 Thank you dear Mek. 💖

        • dusk arising

          Fukked? Where would you shove the long barrell of a russian tank given the choice?

          • Teddy.15

            Good question and I think you do not need the answer in writing 😃

          • Christina8

            That would be great if Putin were fucked, if only he dies like some of the victims of his war crimes.....

            • Teddy.15

              Dear Christine although I am flexing my poetic licence also with bad.language as it isn't really in my poetic nature I am so very troubled by what I am witnessing in the world and for what? My hope is that it will end and Ukraine will renew better and even stronger countless unnecessary loss of life. My thoughts are with anyone caught in this outrage . Here they day Putin is physically sick. I'm just sick with the thought of this war. 💖

            • Rocky Lagou

              Omg. Talk about satire. This was golden, truly gave me a good laugh. Also reminds me how messed up Putin is, it's like evil just flows in his blood.

              • Teddy.15

                My dear Rocky, first of all tut-tut this is for the over 18's lol 😂 and second of all I'm so desperately sad that you, so young full of passion and hope and enthusiasm has.to.even read such from me of course i adore satire but there is a very dark layer of truth to how much I wish something anything could change in the world today. Thank you buddy. 💖

                • Rocky Lagou

                  You know, initially I wasn't going to read, because of the "18+" but then I thought: "Hmm, what if Teddy thinks I'm ignoring her." Maybe just me, idk. But also I must admit, I have the mindset of a 25-year-old. I'll be real, I was exposed to quite a lot of things before I should've been, so I've like matured much quicker than I should have. But I'll try my best to steer away from your "18+," sowwy.

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                • Accidental Poet

                  Putin most definitely IS! History will remember him as Hitler's secret offspring. 🙄

                  • Teddy.15

                    How truly sad 🥺 thank you dearest A.P so glad to see you. Even though I am the writer i do not see the satire it's simply dreadful. 💖

                    • Accidental Poet

                      I too Teddy am sickened at what this one man has done to so many innocent people. The misuse of power by this man will go down in history and be a blood stain on Russia's image forever.

                    • orchidee

                      How are you these days? And how are the teef, of course, I gotta ask?! lol

                      • Teddy.15

                        LoL oh orchi you do make me laugh mine are real unlike Kp's lmao 😂🤣😂🤣

                      • Bella Shepard

                        How appropriate! Our friend, I mean fiend, Mr. Putin, in planning his war seems to have a knack for unforeseen consequences. Unfortunately those consequences cost innocent lives which means nothing to him. Let's hope there are some unforeseen consequences headed his way in the future, say maybe a nice tribunal and firing squad?

                        • Teddy.15

                          Dear Bella, I've been watching him for 20 years and I could never have imagined he would live up to the world's expectations that were always said, I actually thought he would do better by choosing to be, alas those critics were perfectly right and today we are all paying the price for this Man. 💖

                        • Rozina

                          I agree with your words, swear word and all!

                          • Teddy.15

                            LoL few,.thank you dear Rozina, I dislike profanities however on this occasion seems right. 💖

                          • Goldfinch60

                            Why is he still alive!!

                            Andy

                            • Teddy.15

                              Oh dear Andy I have so many questions, I still can't believe it is true what he has done to Ukraine, it has to stop now. 💖



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