Yours truly a tried and true Philly buster

Prone to bloviation pure and simple

rides on figurative high horse,
which doubles up as my Plymouth Duster

analogous to General George Armstrong Custer
(blowing his i.e. mine little big horn)

anonymous readers I unwittingly fluster

poetic patina an artificial, superficial,

yet beneficial ego boosting luster

one mister re: man can muster.

I (no surprise) become

self absorbed with my own palaver drum

ming across the screen written from

me, (an average happy go lucky)

goose stepping honk

king Crimson and clover Caucasian man hum

bull despite being imagine

an infinite string of superlative adjectives jum

bull ling together to accentuate Lum

burr jack ambitions comfortably numb

when modest male

just another brick in the wall

scores of decades during plum

years of mein kampf

watching favorite television programs

in boyhood living rum

while bobbing like a sponge

(donned in square pants)

sprawled on my washboard tum.

No inflated cheekiness for logophile

renown throughout the webbed wide world

for his pro licks

regarding poetic shenanigans ad nauseum.

I comport myself with quiet pridefulness,
misinterpreted as snobbery

plus intellectual whimsy

aware that "FAKE" pretentiousness,
could be mistaken foreign egotistical vitae
furthering, feathering and figuratively
undermining jestingly,

poetically, and zealously
oozing, gushing, bubbling over
with faux snobbish suave re:

pulse sieve literary fatuous
haughtiness, and ludicrous narcissistic pre

ning all the while chuckling to me

self, and indifferent if
some anonymous browser
with Dutchman's breeches rolled up
upon cresting wave over Zyder Zee

disparages mine harmless
badinage, hence if ye

might qualify as such nitpicker,
who doth cavil - dee

crying wading thru

quagmire of verbiage,
a gentle reply to thee

might be more wise to turn energy

toward, how in many another country

the village people haint so free
spouting, sporting, and spoiling,
vis a vis intellectual sparring
(albeit innocent) black

barbs hatch chee

ving, and raising urgent

attention against he
(who whiz squelching

constitutional rights) re:

pressing, rescinding, reviling,
et cetera access toward key

underpinnings within these fifty
constituent United States
of America beckon alacrity

for obliging citizens across
all points of the compass to alee

v8 his indiscriminate flee
sing, sans bedrock nation could tee
tear on the brink of calamity,
which political plug quite inadequate

to staunch hemorrhaging, viz upending
many a sacred liberty,
and foo to you reprimanding

against any agree

gee us objection to pen about polly lee
ticks and/or religion!