Jack and Jill went up the road to get a fifth of crown,
They got hammered hit a ditch and both nearly drowned.
Seagrams 7 Jose guervo Jack and coke,
They mixed all,all through the night not thinking, thinking it was a joke.
Margaritas frozen or not,
They slam One at every other spot.
Hitting the joint and doing a line,
While driving and bar diving thinking their fine.
drinking and dancing mingling with friends,
Somebody suggest Uber or Lyft so a taxi they send.
You and Jill refuse the ride,
But your buddy says Jack just swallow your pride.
You come to your senses and find yourself in your bed,
You awake in the morning instead of being dead.
I'll end my poem with these words in mind,
It takes nothing to smile and be fucking kind.
3/25/22
Johnny p Chavez
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Offline) - Published: June 2nd, 2022 01:00
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Comments2
Well, I never knew this modern version of Jack and Jill!. They were sweet and innocent when they only went up that hill for a pail of water, and Jack had his mishap and fell down, with Jill tumbling after! lol. Must have stung - that binding his head with vinegar and brown paper - medieval medicine?
Erm, I will be kind, but not f**** kind!
indeed,
'it takes nothing to be fucking, kind'
but
so many smile, preach
and are far, from kind..
thanks for sharing
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