Detailing delicate defecation debacle

otherwise wordily titled: pooped out

after pouring bucketfuls of water into
place of ablutions

all the while skipping to my loo

umpteen times courtesy bathtub faucet

turned toward hot temperature

so toilet would finally,

magnificently, and royally flush.

As ofttimes occurred in the past

anonymous reader's time

I once again promise to waste

concerning asinine verbiage

without this bard arse feeling shamefaced

broadcasting his fealty

to posterior predilections must appear

(as rearing to volley rebuttal

against fans of mine) yours truly

ofttimes discusses that byproduct,

which issues out buttucks) narrow-based

if not downright banal, gross, offal... in haste

to craft something more philosophical

how craven potty talk

whereby theme doth self debase.

I excreted a bowel movement
earlier today June 5th, 2022

substantial enough to sink battleship

(maybe ye experienced tsunami after effects)

laboriously dumping bucketfuls of hot water

insync with applying plunger found me a drip

with perspiration, and would have possibly found

site manager and/or maintenance man to flip

(a rare sight to behold

worth inconvenience of clogged toilet bowl),

which yours truly felt strain in back muscles

as he poured bucketfuls of water from his hip

accidentally splashing water

on bathroom floor

yes your honor

(necessitating poop deck to evacuate)

if thee choose to sit in judgeship

but please be mindful

to restrain giving me any lip

cuz atypical dilemma I figuratively did nip
in the bud, yet foresee similar outcome

sure as this...

once upon a sage, rosemary and parsnip

herbaceous generic fellow sought readership

ideally landing webbed wide world trip
heralded all along as a V.I.P.

where fanfare for this common man

would find his doggerel

induced listeners to yip.