Average Size Non Boldface Type Longfellows

In Times New Roman, I font

to hitch wagon to a star.

 

Alias Adobe Jenson Albertus Aldus here

wed Alexandria (Algerian, an all around
American Typewriter gal) scattershot
with Antiqua ancestry, she told me
after I Aster while Aurora Borealis

shimmered overhead, while temporarily
embarking on long day's
journey into night
("yule Jean," I uttered
for no particular reason,
while taking a knee).

Upon spontaneous spur of moment
(not prematurely ejaculated)
whim we pledged our troth
courtesy local Justice of the peace

at a pitstop named Baskerville

renown for landmark Bell

designed by Georg Belwe

in collaboration with inscription
by poet and cleric Pietro Bembo.

 

Whatsapp parent tis obvious influence
upon Berkeley Old Style,

plus subtle nuances difficult to discern,
nonetheless affecting one
Bernhard Modern as well

incorporating bankrupt trumpeting
apprentice Giambattista Bodoni

envisioning aspiring career as Bookman
titling initial publication;
The art of the deal.

 

Linkedin to aforementioned
aliens perhaps...maybe...
lost tribes of Israel long since
swept into dustbin of history,

a puzzling hyperlinked conjunction,
but with nebulous, mysterious,
gaseous, ambiguous
personage, and/or place
merely identified as Bulmer.

As iterated, we decamped

in proximity to Caledonia known to me,

a transplanted Californian FB,

who spent countless blocks of time
shuttling to and fro Calisto MT,

where pennies pitched into
fountainhead with Atlas shrugged.

Thee above ayn nee auld
rand (dom) blurb
invites intimations, yes...
viz pre Cambria yen

humanity awoke, where

sophisticated indigenous peoples

sparsely outnumbered,
they nonetheless compensated

minuscule population size
vis a vis did intriguingly fashion
(bug a boo)

underground elaborate Capitals

two identified as Cartier,
and Caslon Wyld

housing many a "FAKE" Antique,
circa Fifteenth Century

purported predecessors of Catull farmers

easily mistaken for garden variety
prehistoric Asian Tsen
Centaur re: yen creature,

what with Century Old Style,

Century Schoolbook,
New Century Schoolbook,

Century Schoolbook Infant

teenage ninja mutant turtle vestige

aligning their (ain't fib)
be yen cool visionaries,
donning tortoise shell bifocals,

otherwise affixed i.e. born that way

with poker faced purblind outlook,

and whose shockproof
shell acted carapace

tricked out to unseen observer
as an eye opening spectacle.