A Trite Nihilistic Occasion

This doodling Yankee

(boot noah dandy)
doth newt lack chutzpah,

tries to finagle Fitbit

fitting figurative footwear,
that ideally Fitzhugh

like custom made glove snugly,
terrifically, unequivocally matching,
thence handily solving Finger

hut two three four issue,
when or if arctic blasts cold

doggedly enveloped Gaea,
whence humans analogously held hostage
linkedin among fellow Earthlings freezing,
frost bitten, gangrenous hominids

scurrying haphazardly searching vainly

from shelter ring sky

(with mother's little helper)

each primate scrambling
(as unrepentant, recalcitrant outlier)
once (what seems millenniums ago) livingsocial

 

jackknifed habitat fractured,
essentially damning Crispr bungled ambition

grist for raconteur spewing sought aide

telling tales amidst the mill

by Ponderosa Pine

drawing a crowd of curious onlookers,
who forewent idling away

time structured existence,

thus, nary a clock watcher weathering whims
as mother nature doth channel

 

capriciously, felicitously, and indubitably

stripped away facade housing Potemkin Village

bow ring pastime asper watching paint dry,

now tis each man, woman and child to

(seeketh dale and hill re:)

to duff fend themselves,

whereat mortality will steal

immoral majority linkedin
encapsulated, housed, kindled
within luxurious faux charade existence

capitalistic dreams engendered existence fleeced

devoid of featherbed,

indeed mollycoddled memories

yanked wherein current rank and file
endowing superlative creature comforts

reduce wretched survivors

scant band of bare naked ladies

beastie boys, foo fighters

espying counting crows
ready to buzzfeed toe kin Homo sapiens

 

bereft, expunged, faux invincibility kickstarting
learning basic survival skills

forced to rescind twenty first century trappings

shifting paradigm sans primacy

pitting dishabille helpless imps

against pearl jam killers

who do not shrink

from ethically principled covenant,

but give full reign to selfish

callous deleterious foibles,

 

gruesome harmful indiscretions
sprouting with mushroom rhizome rapidity
ousting the omnipresently
(well nigh since time immemorial
virtues cultivated, futilely

integrated, lending oomph
residentially, scientifically

tendering ubiquitous DNA
foisting gabled, heralded, instilled,
justified kneaded love thy neighbor motto

 

lyft ting in one fell swoop delicately
embroidered, finely graven, heavenly ideals

no more patent leather shoes reflecting up

nor as iterated doodling uber Yankee

staking claim to fame
via feathered cap made of macaroni

thus such jingoistic, holistic,
fabric ripped retroactively
ramping atavistic simian base,
thus leveling the playing field.