I imagine relief while feeling comfortably numb...

anesthetized courtesy central air

analogous to gulping down

a tall glass of ice cold water,
which equals ultimate thirst quencher,

especially for those

experiencing onset dehydration,

the following poetic opinion/editorial

shared by yours truly, a former consumer
who quaffed truckloads sugary and sports drinks

found mine once sculpted baby boomer body
undergoing gender reorientation, particularly

nondescript breasts incrementally found

busting (rivaling playboy bunny chest)
necessitated this garden variety
NON GMO gluten free husband
"papa," an endearment
addressed by the missus
puzzled when her
brassieres went missing

loathe to believe what sounded
like cock and bull story

embarrassed, yet finally
relented into pestiferous

 

inquisitiveness hen pecking wife,
she stood agape, after I dare bare
unclothed upper torso revealed

floppy, limp biscuit sagging
sorry excuse for bosom

hence necessitating yours truly
to resort as partial crossdresser,
yet never foreseeing
anatomical morphology transforming
(analogous to mushroom popping up

following bucketloads of rain)

 

thus went cold turkey,
(as attested by this gobbledygook)
to swear off high caloric non nutritious

popular beverages
(generating bajillions dollars),
and additionally forced non chipper infowar
i.e. internal three ring circuits
uncivil insurrection
(a tad more'n eighteen months ago)

as weeks elapsed months

(this unplanned resolution

dated June seventeenth

two thousand twenty two),
discarded over the shoulder boulder holder

in tandem with exercise
few times per week

alternating plying twenty pound dumbbells

and exercising viz pedaling

(quasi bicycle) machine
a pronounced reduction
saved me big bucks
undergoing cosmetic (Liposuction) surgery!