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teytonon

There once was a caveman named Uk 

Who lived in the Stone Age

Unfortunately Uk was deaf

Which caused him lots of rage 

Because Uk was so mad 

He could not find a cavelady to bone 

It was so sad

All the caveladies 

Left him, deaf Uk, alone

 

 

 

  • Author: teytonon (Offline Offline)
  • Published: June 28th, 2022 09:46
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  • arqios

    Wondering how in his deafness, Uk dealt with sabre toothed tigers and other predators. Thanks for sharing.

  • teytonon

    Unfortunately, records from that period are spotty at best, so we can’t really know the answer to your question. Anthropologists have come to the conclusion that because of his deafness, Uk was unable to communicate with others easily. This led to everyone who he tried to talk to him saying ‘What, deaf Uk?’, an expression still in use today.



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