I posit picayune propensities prevail among pesky management

Most favored renter status imposed on us
i.e. meaning myself;

(one tarnished prince of Highland Manor)

and the missus, his princess consort

who must abide by rigorous writ

of tidiness, whereby

every flat surface cleaned

(with our) elbow grease and spit

which weekly inspections

includes a triumvirate,

and when they enter unit b44,

yours truly feigns being a nitwit

paying obeisance to mindless regulations

ranked on par with happy horsesh*t.

 

In an effort to remain compliance

amidst these green acres

Rural Housing of

Southeastern Montgomery County,

Pennsylvania, the keystone state

one randomly chosen household

unbeknownst to he/him, she/her, they/them...,

which yoked, mandated, and foisted selection,

predicated on recipients;

(courtesy me nsync with frau majesty,

a germane, humble and intelligent jovial

kindred, lovely, mild mannered

natty, opinionated, personable,

quirky, rational, sporty tigress)

presenting outstanding well heeled

spur of the moment ad libbed burlesque.

 

We spent the better part

of our last seven salad days

dressing up as merry maids;

tidying up our web crawler space

sweeping debris off carpeted floors,

then running vacuum across same areas,

scrubbing the ceilings and walls
of fruit fly feces (say that five times fast),

taking frequent snack breaks

savoring our favorite

cinnamon bun with modest glaze

and for dessert

bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich

healthily lavished with mayonnaise.

 

Nevertheless, the storm troopers

might find reason

(without rhyme) to evict husband

with dry humor and his wife
(messiness interpreted as insubordination),
whose domestic predilections

yes verge toward universal disorder,
cuz chaos ranks as modus operandi

despite serious intent to impose
gameplan of neatness and tidiness.

 

I turn toward cosmic consciousness

for guidance and salvation

broadcast courtesy following electronic SOS.

 

Well...an average sized house

to rent would do the trick

re: lease older married couple
from oppressive scrutiny
Grosse & Quade evince bone to pique,

which low cost accommodations

to occupy one bedroom apartment

here in Schwenksville
checking account experiences marginal nick,
and reasonable rhyme aside -

 

which fanciful flirtation with words

does give me Hawaiian punch kick,
but anyway WE NEED/WANT

SAFE AND SECURE PLACE,

whose charisma, dogma, karma
and persona with landlord doth click
ideally indeed livingsocial

within complex edifice

strong as stone and/or

Rhodesian yellow brick.

As genuine appreciation...

I would do calisthenics

and analogous to Origami

backward and forward bend
quickly tearing clammy muscles,
now wonders on a star

if you might become sought after friend
this amiable fellow and counterpart -

a salvation goddess or godsend
to perform property caretaker tasks

cuz I possess aptitude, fortitude,

and magnitude of motivation,
plus these strong hands lend
for any mechanical appliances

that require attention to mend,
and of course provide necessary

requisite financial compensation

for other expenses to spend
so peace of body, mind and spirit

this clan of deux destine

property tasks dialed up

regarding coast of living zest can tend.

Additionally notion floated

across roiling cyber sea waves

if only some benevolent force

could bestow monetary aid
or mebbe a Good Samaritan

could wave a magic wand
making a NIKE whoosh sound

thru the air like a sharp blade
ah...than the path

to happiness twould be laid.