Mosque cowed covenant I keep Putin off...

rew4er2nail

and withheld broadcasting

the following communication
tucked away these many years,
when president number forty five
donned, jump/kick started, and tweeted

thru his musky, albeit flabby mantle,
a rallying cry forewarning onset of Mag(m)a
bubbling, gurgling, lobbing, and spewing lava

against backdrop of his trumpeting vitriolic

political preservation, salvation,
and veneration, though with hold


ding temptation tomb mike -
(make) pence sieve lee clear,
the immoral majority mold
toot hoods, (those bajillion
Americans unanimously polled)
did want me to broadcast, communicate,
and declare, sans incendiary fold
drawl (folderol) feigning migrant accent,
(no matter I'm getting older than Methuselah),
nonetheless Ivana trumpet from Taj Mahal


straight to Mar-A-Lago) all told,
plus thank Republicans
(past or present), who extolled,
an invisible grandiose fire walled
barricade (donning, enclosing,
and fortifying) against Carl mauled
din lookalike hackers,

despite one sporting "FAKE"
hook nosed, hunchbacked
adorned, donned with (Turin) shawled,


shrouded, and disguised vagrant, indigent,
double chinned agent - bald
(except for being bewigged),
viz flowing locks of "FAKE" gold

in toe with Amazon heavily funded
unbridled trailing retinue
chanting appellation Matthew
Scott Harris alias Oswald),
no matter said faux
renegade twittering lobbyists


to flock (like lemmings) within his fold,
and will laughably petrify
any vigilantes dead cold,
what with his bugs
bunny eyed (What's up Doc)
intent reader rabbit stare,
that doth playfully scold
any Bare Ladies scantily
linkedin, NOT nsync

with netiquette politesse mold


gobbledygook communication, (asper
my pork chopped message
higglety pigglety divulged)
obeying tacit gold
din rule to hoodwink public, nonetheless
lemme exemplify, how I plan to hold
world web electronically hostage

by secret Ransomware sold,
thru dark wide whirled web

cryptocurrency bitcoin blockchain trolled

under auspices, sans

 

omnipotent NON GMO
gluten free CRISPR rolled
oat sized INTEL nanobots,
no bigger than mold
spores heavily monitoring

meant to fortify electronic threads

woven into a virtual tapestry

likened to Dickensian chain e-mail
intent to foment pandemonium
at expense to captcha totalitarianism,

whereby democracy imperiled.

 

  • Author: rew4er2nail (Offline Offline)
  • Published: July 23rd, 2022 09:48
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 14
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