A friend of mine Whom
I shan't name
Due to ongoing inquiry
His child ate green eggs
on reading the idea it took
Him by surprise and subsequently felt quite
Poorly
Yet still he persevered and
scoffed them down just Two discovering
A rumbling in his stomach
A temperature soaring
SkyWard and an urgent
Need to POOH!
He 🤪
this very day going to Sue
Judge's House for she's a
Specialist in Prosecution
and Spearheads Scrutiny
of magistrates
But the interesting result
of said Investigation and Consult that lead to early
Abandonment of
Resolution was the problem
cause of the Child's sore tum 'n bum lay with boneless
Ham
GREEN EGGS are GreaT!?
～Pearcemelville
smashwords
-
Author:
Pearcemelville 卯升 (Pseudonym) (
Offline) - Published: July 30th, 2022 01:00
- Category: Family
- Views: 14
Offline)
Comments2
Dr. Seuss would never have expected this one, and children will always be curiouser and curiouser. Now that I know that they're safe, I might try green eggs for breakfast. A fun read!
lmao!
erm
no thanks! I'll let you culinary daredevils, mess
with the gangrene coloured eggs
I'll just stick to the bland, normal
variety
and contemplate the deeper questions
in life, during my loo visits
like, which came first
the yolk or the egg white....
..
.
lol
(thanks for the chuckle)
To be able to comment and rate this poem, you must be registered. Register here or if you are already registered, login here.