SO DELICIOUS salted caramel cluster made with cashew milk

Certified vegan;

Non-GMO Project Verified;

Free of dairy, lactose, soy, and gluten.

The consistency of vanilla

creamy and luxurious,

without a speck of iciness,

yet not overly heavy.

 

The flavor rich

with notable burst of sweet vanilla.

 

Said comestible insanely versatile

and will surely be a go to dairy-free ice cream.

Sold at LIDL, and other sites
ourselves former first time taste testers
erred on the side of caution

and bought in quantity
courtesy the missus foresight,
who now deems said food product
more precious than fine spun gold.

 

Pint size container only ample enough

to buzzfeed temporary craving,
yet invariably whets appetite

(to the power of googleplex)

for insatiable consumption,

thus one must thwart willpower

and surrender tastebuds to devour
one after another 473 milliliters

or more familiarly 16 ounces.

 

No matter yours truly could consume
aforementioned dessert

for breakfast, lunch, and supper,
the novelty to savor said special treat

would remain as intact

and robust as if one tasted

SO DELICIOUS product for first time.

 

I never tire scooping out
one after another spoonful

and slowly lick globule
(even when marginally hungry)

relishing each tongueful lickety split

steeling myself against

aggressive depredations of wife

before she ferociously lunges

toward me in a futile attempt
to wrest delectable mouthwatering

(just a hairbreadth of being decadent)

foodstuff guaranteeing happy shiny tummy.

 

Go ahead indulge sweet tooth

or even if toothless
the culinary quasi oral pleasure
can still be experienced.