Most mind boggling mysterious mortal

Mystification prevails stupefying yours truly

befuddled, he blindly stumbles along rocky
pathway illusory impediments strewn helter

skelter intangible obstructions hinder access

psychological barricades effective impasse

detains, deters, detours manhood maturation

manumission manifestation materialization
linkedin, when permanent submission arises
beckoning corporeal leaden entity into avast
eternal realm, where material disintegration

promises venerable salvation releasing angst

strummed plucked fretful existence denied

utmost exploration sequestered soul hermit
tickly sealed courtesy custom made NON-
GMO supercalifragilous expialidocious

airtight, vacuum sealed with trademarked

matts scott good housekeeping approval

lifetime achievement award maintaining
quasi pristine mint like condition afford
double (FREE for the taking) full refund

if dissatisfied with stutt...tut...tut tearing

functionality, yet batteries NOT required
and assembly unnecessary, but maximum
remaining life usage, asper garden variety
mutant requires preservation within sterile

bubble, lest exposure to human contact are
rouse dormant (latent) propensity breeding

biologically pre programmed predilection

to propagate species, this despite low libido

level, thus Memorial sale steal (actually no

expiration coincides with natural longevity)
slight depreciation before cessation arises,
which I project - little less than half life of

ordinary Earthling, whose quixotic, poetic,

ecologic, plus conscientious ethos promises

greater fulfillment, sans spirit, mind, and

body versus being addicted, hypnotized, or
tranquilized by latest technologic contraption,
boot cyber surfing mendicant surrenders self.

Yours truly beckons angel of mercy
or effective altruist to please intercede.

Though predominantly skeptical
concerning divine intervention...
crushing desperation grinds heavily
kickstarting, mortgaging, pummeling

ripsnorting, unraveling, ar...wresting...

sense and sensibility...annihilating

joie de vivre exceeding Herculean powers
to defy overbearing blitzkrieg,
luftwaffe pounding psyche

wickedly, unbearably suffocating,
helplessly choking

impossibility to gasp

even one breath

lifesource within sucked
dry as a bone,

hence desperation beseeching

salvation to triumph

over mailer daemon adversity

wildly analogous to aerialist

readily clasped linkedin
clenching tight teammate's hands
thwarting being pitched

feather head over tar heels,

whereby yours truly

grasps empty air

spiralling untethered from gravity
lost in space

scanning distant heavens
to espy prayerful rescue
courtesy winged warrior

benevolent endearing joyous
miraculous celestial being

rendering genuine ambition
to mend figurative fences,

with kith and kin,

where orneriness (mine) cleft

delicate whirled wide webbing,

thus me metaphorically dangling

bandied to and fro
hither and yon

free falling unmoored

grudgingly surrendering

mine mortality nsync
with manifest destiny

regarding death be not proud
of all corporeal entities

temporarily suspending atheism
in limbo where faith no more

steady Rock of Gibraltar
(though steeply entrenched)

peering skyward gleaning any hint

to perceive inimitable

otherworldly gifted helpmate

to usher deliverance, viz exaltations

experiencing unbridled affinity

toward kith and kin.