Increase In Head Size

impossible mission to encapsulate notion

flitting hither and yon, to and fro

within cranium attached to mine body,

whereby irrefutable proof prevails
predicated when yours truly
scrutinizes other people visibly aware,

I a modest married male

blessed, gifted, whence

after Scottish Tartan welcome mat unrolled

allowing, enabling, and providing

 

yours truly as former Beatle browed

foo fighting afterlife member with

grateful dead Mötley Crüe

subsequently quoted posthumously

far and wide as generic, yet proud mortal

with ability to garner massive

fount of knowledge
accrued throughout mein kampf,

yet wonders how such cumulative learning

jam packed tightly

 

within sixty plus shades of gray matter)

nonetheless garden variety Homo sapien

got genetically cheated,

gypped, stinted, et cetera

concerning diminutive measurement

of his hirsute covered thinker

in other words, a disappointment prevails

regarding smaller than average head size

housing the ways and means

to transport yours truly
upon little feet for a grown man.

 

mine nippy nap noopy noggin (property

of doodling dandy Yankee) yanked

with unsubstantiated figurative yen
noah wide dee ya - Hawaii or when,

Yukon ask me to Maui,
where, why or how then

thine ark of insight fullness arose,

nevertheless yours truly doth pen

(the above and following words),

regarding... pondering aha moment

linkedin with expanding cranium capacity

reference made to poem title

(observation not applicable;
i.e. denied writer of these words, -

who considers himself clodpoll),

a lyft in main gate

of me consciousness did open

escorting uber snorting

noble... what the f*** taurus driving Ford;
aries (actually arise zing)

cheese silly steering toward toreador

eventually ramming esse caped

bull rider capricorn to pisces,

similar to no contest

 

among mice and men

or torturous quirky physiologically
experimental signature laboratory

rat in a cage

tormented viz black barbed dollops

scientist tapping into her/his scrunched ken

grateful for fee fie foe fum

cussing anti-vivisectionists

which aforestated ruse - stirs analogous

accompaniment with mother clucking hen

chosen poetic themed wordsmith

housed in his mancave den.

 

this wheely tireless confusion

royally loopy gobbledygook

invisibly emanating gassy gut head

eureka moment (regarding

figurative crash test

dummy awakening) drove home

this aye opening

pissed tin, peculiar, pated preserve.

 

four score minus seventeen years ago bonjour

earthlinked contemplative - bore

ring emotive fella, regarding yours truly

otherwise three score and three

year old mortal cannot pinpoint

if thee essential addle skull
measurement housing fifth, sixth,

seventh... heavenly strung out dimensions

of mine built-in bonafide helmet lesser more

smaller than average heard from a digital thread,

reputable ted talk, electronic

broadband transmitted podcast, et cetera,

 

these bland words readable material in store

categorized as reasonable rhyming article

of faith conveyed courtesy no coat hangers
devoid graphic erotica for any

journeying, wayfaring voyeur

peeking thru virtual keyhole

door ration online or elsewhere bred

such as storied pay

periodical, nor can I lay

vouchsafe these myopic gray

brown eyes bore awareness fey

via watching an exposé.

 

though lack of identifying you

dear anonymous reader, thee
might think bistro, milieu, venue,

et cetera, one comment true

lee can be averred with certainty.

 

sometime within a small crick

number of years ago, a kick

a** super tramp crowned cow lick

a phenomenal humongous slick

cranium tried to play cheap trick.

 

subsequently, this beastie boy

experienced a numb skull syndrome

while linkedin to this zone

seize hoar sal lad frosted stone

er flakey state, this acute up pone

hirsute, oblate spheroid hone

betook chrome dome grown.

 

spongiform territory

noodle could now know

wing lee hone a vaster tract

even a poe Pudd'nhead Wilson
like myself understand ably

venerated woke full perception!

 

ma mind took laser like focus,

which brought notice, viz

enlargement of sacred brain power,

and hence spurred the above title

once me noggin came

to this hyper awareness frame

(some unknown small game

number of years gone by), name

ming deliberate scrutiny cherished tame

intelligent pod wither ya find me vain.

visual cognition alerted - holy cow

my curiosity how

circumference of ancillary cerebral domain now

impossible mission to scrutinize

anatomical accouterment, which suffered

sucker punch bam plow

wing squarely into twisted

snubbed button nose
(another undersized, albeit

anatomical feature of mine)

wore loosely, wobbly atop shoulders

without doubt mine mean toe

head became larger since taking vow

visual stock (of said) most vital wow

constituent body part. aye aint

 

got any hard data (hmm... maybe

Cambridge Analytica might know

a tidbit or two) pertaining to this

indisputable cognizance, where

expanding cerebral gray matter

iz concerned. only via circumspection

(more so refined since the recent

forced quantum leap into muddled,

molly coddled, middle age),

this distinct heady revelation

vied to be capitalized, gratified,

and limned into some semblance

of tangential cogency.