Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome...

today – late morning of November 4th 2022

sudden onset experienced whereby

whooshing waste naturally flushed out

ala mine body electric performed colonoscopy

diarrheal gangbuster instigated
maybe Machiavellian microbe

with powerful rectal surge
analogous to invisible plunger

forcing out every last tidbit
constituting raw bits of

partially digested food
propelled with pronounced might
found yours truly pooped out.

 

Mine earliest recollection with

lower gastrointestinal eruptions,

viz (diagnosis courtesy medical technicians

informed this then youngster

stomach ache symptoms

disappointingly jump/kick started,
concluded, and associated
with psychosomatic induced distress)
occurred when sexagenarian - me
quite a young lad, which specialist

invited me to ingest barium sulfate,

linked with class of medications

called radiopaque contrast media.

 

The suspension (liquid)

worked by coating esophagus,

stomach, or intestine

with material not absorbed

into body so diseased

or damaged areas

could be clearly seen

by examination or CT scan.

Once I grudgingly swallowed

the pinkish chalk like solution
a path traced thru digestive tract
visible while I stood behind a screen

subsequently no life or death crisis evinced.

 

Rear lee if ever attested subject
suffices as an apt poetic title
amidst bookish canon - while

this writer (similar to other aspirants
in their respective creative pursuits)
aware arbitrary perusers may deem vile.

 

Core body of voluntary selective readers
mentally affix probationary trial
before unequivocally gravitating
toward (or being repulsed away from)

my unique genre or signature
swiftly tailored harried style,

which modus operandi modality
of expression eventually

accruing some degree of popularity
affecting unseen frown or smile
nevertheless, accepting, enjoying,
and tolerating how I playfully rile
aware that anonymous reader's
patience can wear thin relegating mine

worded persona on par with a reptile
unknowingly breaking fragile bond,
hence she/he might not reconcile
without awareness rejecting valuable kinship,
immediately dismiss me as asinine or puerile,
thus forsaking tenuous link, one

that may never bare tangible fruition,
yet all along self scrutiny occurs to refine
thy cerebral thought provoking profile

also intimating months gone by bias
arises toward gobbledygook
figurative handily prehensile

expansive vocabulary, verbosity could
(and/or does) rank as a pile
of unpleasant gluteus maximus
sphincter muscle missile excreta

imposing effort to tone down exuberant,
flamboyant, and gallant

gibberish bookish mercantile

 

flashing blindingly exasperatingly,
and inflamingly nauseating vocabulary,
not deliberately juvenile,

but this luxe lavish embellishment
a labor of (lost) love with English
Language (inherent since...

in utero), thus...infantile
asper taking shape without conscious
deliberation, though imbecile
appellation possibly affixed
as lasting impression,
perhaps even engendering hostile,

 

opinion, whereat no effort to exhort
unconditional acceptance of me guile
will transpire, cuz this chap
recognizes how tenuously fragile,

the online choice to remain a steadfast
virtual friendship quintessentially fissile

oft times casting the notion how facile
mine arrangement springs from one
core textured intellectual domicile

that houses persona of one docile
amphibious descendent, whose forebear,
yes twas a Democratic crocodile!