Rhiannon, Alice, Anissa and Sophia

Entranc'd the younger lad,

By four he thought in want,

Harrold, McKay, Denny,

Also Featherstone too, 

Harrold 'ssumed shy and quiet,

Clever, thoughtful, cute, plump,

"You have a heart," she said,

Insulted then changed back. 

McKay the chatterbox,

Tall, smart, in interests shared,

Vandalised his schoolbook,

Ignored then moved on sad. 

Denny the Drama Queen,

Sweetly voic'd, dyslexic,

Unsubtly did she praise,

Angered crying she left. 

Featherstone Professor,

Petit, Accent Foreign,

But did he break her heart?

Bullied she went silent. 

Then gaz'd the virgin grown,

Four ladies drinking wine,

Their bedmates beside them,

Young man wakes up and cries.