Rather than contact tech savvy Macbook Pro technician

Computer technology a dog send
boot also a source of woe,

cuz prohibitive costs charged by technicians

to troubleshoot Macbook Pro
just recently sought out

self teaching methodology

perhaps oddly enough

even tapping into pantomime lessons

(mastering "art of silence"

such as the estimable Marcel Marceau)

found yours truly accessing youtube videos

replaying tutorial(s) until I experience
cognitive understanding like ya know
geared for the common
government issued Jane or Joe,

whereby I would not need

to dish out plate fulls of dough

to help improve functionality of said laptop
subsequently kudos to crow
perhaps acquiring understanding
to acquire knowledge
and subsequently purchase a bungalow.

Rather than succumb

to frustration or angst and allay

premature ejaculations of anxiety

(telling myself Rome

didn't get burned in a day),
I must constantly stave off dismay

allowing, enabling, and providing
yours truly (me) to learn
and not drive analogous

to crash test dummy

(potential dire straits mindset

of foo fighting beastie boy
incompatible with central

processing unit of mine

in tandem with heat sink)

need be synchronized

regarding adjusting learning curve

aligned with pinpointing apropos

online lesson plan

amidst plethora of youtube videos

constituting information super freeway

so as not to career

into zone of discouragement

pacing mastering concepts

without feeling rushed

to make headway

lest rage against the machine

or worse yet inveigh

against accursed limited aptitude

heredity decreed, though still smarting
courtesy poor academic track record

I decry still struggling

and most likely will forever hold contempt
toward Matthew Scott Harris
experiencing horrible education
within Lower Providence school district
such maddening sentiments maintained
until mein kampf finds unnamed mortal
on his deathbed, where head doth lay.