Making youtube comments on videos
Like somebody asked you to
Write a life story review
Oh the cringe is richter scale 22
Starting every sentence off with "Guys.."
As if the room should listen to you
And your captivating truths
Oh the hive mind side eye is palpable
Feminist quotations made from neon tubes
This picture will bag the guy for you
Blinded by the the shapes you threw
He can't see irony in plain view
No you're not a part time model
You're selling pictures of you nude
At least call a spade a spade
Instead of digging for a truth that suits
The ignorance is bullet proof
To the common sense shells of truth
They litter the ground of your tinpot town
Propped up by postmodern kinda views
And things that simply are not true
But since when has that bothered you?
Keep ordering the world by deliveroo
God forbid you have to move
Oh I wish you'd get a god damn clue
But you probably wouldn't even notice
If one jumped up and kicked you in the cooch.
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Author:
Edthepoet (
Offline) - Published: September 30th, 2022 07:29
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A little disillusioned with virtual interaction, Ed?
Should be more of it, otherwise virtual morons will take over the world in real time.
A problem well defined in skilled versification.
I'm very much with the old dog down under on this one ..
Just a little 😂. As a trainee psychologist I understand why people place so much utility in the online world.. But I still find it baffling.
The irony of my picture being a selfie isn't lost on me 😆
Unsolicited advice: lose the picture and get a good cover story.....LOL
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