The bathroom needs an upgrade
I’m sure it won’t take long
Just reline the walls she said
What can possibly go wrong
Well the sinks in the backyard
The waters everywhere
Flowing from a broken pipe
And running down the stair
The old toilets leaking
And the smell is rather rank
This very simple upgrade
Is about to break the bank
The plumber man is laughing
He thinks I’m a fool
There’s nothing to have a bath in
I forgot the cardinal rule
When someone says diy
It’s the “y” that really counts
As in “why should I”
The costs really mount
So when this job is finished
And all is well and done
My DIY skills diminished
And the plumbers had his fun
I’m hanging up my hacksaw
My hammers in the bin
I’m running out the back door
Before my wife gets in!
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Author:
Tallisman (Pseudonym) (
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Comments8
An enjoyable read 😆
Thanks!
This had me laughing.
Wishi could say the same 🤪
Lol 😂 sounds a bit messy! But very entertaining on this end!!
Brilliant piece, and much enjoyed!
Thanks Crypticbard!
Calm -stagger to your desk - tickle them keys - Prof Google to the rescue.
Alt strategy - third magnetic sticker from the left on fridge,
Above all, do not ruin your manicure.
I speak from hard experience.
Write got it in technicolor
Er…. What??
Like your somewhat cryptic response!
As a plumbing and heating man recently retired due to ill health and with a bathroom much in need of a facelift/update, you poem really struck home here.
A really entertaining piece and into my favourites too.
Thanks Dusk!
Ha ha an entertaining plumbing story poem fantastic on humour. Plumbers really overcharge sometime ah. Kudos!
Plz also read and comment my newest poem too.
This was a really funny one. Very creative 😃. Great job tallisman!
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