Youtube computer networking tutorials a dog send

Ideal to peruse the vast treasure trove

of lecture material
pertaining to aforementioned title
on the webbed wide world

especially gratifying to watch and listen

as various and sundry

noteworthy knowledgeable instructors

present material regarding
as topic yours truly

(Oh Henry) hankers to master

configuring networks and hosts

nsync with helpful visual aids linkedin with

purporting to master said concepts

easy as kindergartner to learn.

Young impressionable twittering

snapchatting reddit minds
analogous to sponge;
they absorb technical information

without experiencing intimidation,
which panicky reaction, I attest
impedes induces blackened

barbed pangs within mine breast

causing my heart to pound loudly
testing heart (violently wracking ribs)

inducing near bursting of chest

severely incapacitating formerly rapt pupil

to become distressed

reducing means of communication

to grunts and groans expressed,

whereby attempt to grow knowledge

ain't no funfest

as ye accurately guessed

trying to understand

mind boggling concepts

necessitates giving noggin

much needed and frequent headrest

perhaps overwhelming

sixty plus shades of gray matter

subsequently mine surviving kin

get told cause of death courtesy coroner

visa vis aneurysm discovered

after autopsy and inquest

which constitutes (dead serious)

no small subject to jest.

Despite (surgeon general's warning)
regarding unwise to teach oneself,

(and perhaps miraculously enough

become bonafide, certified and deified

as network engineer)

forthwith unnamed old codger
of these words, the person in question
thinking about aspiring to become

a sexagenarian geek
maybe ill advised

to gain technological smarts

even an itty bit

tis best to remain ignorant
and sustain dumbfounded bliss

Truth be told acquiring insight
to feel connected and integrated

with uber generational breed,

(would most definitely

give me a virtual lyft) yes indeed

allowing, providing, and enabling

he/him to experience traveling
as a gender binary male
(no offense intended toward
individuals who consider themselves
linkedin with lgbtqia umbrella
(hopefully my car won't

get vandalized nor keyed)

after I send this reasonable rhyme

thru cyberspace at lightspeed.

Though gung-ho

to master intricacies of subnetting,

specifically accessing an excellent

powerfully pointed website

hosting Jeremy's IT Lab
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a mental impasse deters
that eureka moment.