Harold the Hugh Hefner carrot top buck

Ruled his hare'm
nsync with trumpeting Donald Duck,
(loud enough to arouse Daisy),
the former cartoon character,
a pensive searing black kind Roebuck
heir to a fortune hauling trash and rubbish,

whereby dust bunnies repurposed

into environmentally friendly
electric kool aid acid tested batteries

powering many an electric truck,
which wolfed, kick/jump started

and guzzled down

synthesized reconstituted quality product.

An atypical genre I did tender
wherein I nestled inside warren

peaceful nested litter,
impossible mission fat chance
otherwise odds being slender,
not me mien tubby an offender
courtesy yours truly a heterosexual,

he considers himself thoroughly

one hundred percent male gender.

Anyway Harold's velvet teen,
fluff filled, carrot topped, R2D2
and humanoid C-P3O constituted two
mottled robots quasi manned motley crew,
where sniffling nose appeared blue
then twitched as if affected with
Bugs Bunny syndrome
also known as Oryctolagus cuniculus flu
asking What's up doc
ready to sneeze atchew
parallels to doe eyed Jewish herd -

mentality and sympathy for the devil

whose hooded guise did accrue
(to figurative rolling stone)

quite a reputation toasting with l'chaim
Herr heralded as germane

Semitic, laconic and genetic brew
stirring demagogue foremost
thru arduous peer review
of course primarily
commingling with playboy bunnies, singing
acapella like foo fighting goo goo
dolls, who blithely balleted,

be bopped, formed a choo choo,

bunny hopped, and
followed bunny trail
toward their hidden
underground treasured slew
of carrot stocked burrow

affecting captivating family
portrait, sans Leporidae, queue
essentially creating live floppy hoo
chee MOMA actionable

art, viz chiaroscuro,

though if his highness Harold
displeased with performance with Urdu
subtitles hissed, growled, foot stomped...
exhibiting cry and hue
threatened troupe, albeit playfully
tubby rabbit stew
otherwise he purred,
hummed, and clucked
contradictorily all the

while scrunching furry furrow

cuz the codas of Peter
Rabbit the Great did eschew

excessive helpings of
soft purr rayed coo coo

wing snapchatting accompanied
soft as butterfly effect

across webbed wide world flew
with faux paw gestures
being lovey dovey gentle foo foo

affectionate grand poobah

versus parochial orthodox pew

yule hating as much
as being sent to Peru
particularly match chew pitch chew,
where convincing reincarnation
of Edward Roscoe Murrow

aired broadcast Run Rabbit Run

intended for damn sexually repressed updike
such as yours truly, hence obviously

above reasonable rhyme not true.