I'd like to buy the world a coke

Introvert implies that the natural way is extrovert.. It's not. Extrovert just seems more rewarding.. But it's not. The supposed extrovert screams his insicurities out loud as they come thick and fast like a production line of coca cola bottles falling from a conveyor belt smashing into a million fizzy pieces. The introvert puts his bottle of coke in the fridge without telling a soul, and proceeds to worry about how and when to drink it. Just drink the fucking coke and move on with your life.