Laura - A Limerick

Classicmister

There once was a young bride called Laura

Who became an inveterate snorer

So her new husband Ted

Climbed out of their bed

For now he no longer adored her

  • Author: Classicmister (Offline Offline)
  • Published: December 4th, 2022 17:00
  • Category: Humor
  • Views: 17
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Comments2

  • Doggerel Dave

    Was an excuse this old fellow called Ted
    Made for a decision to leave their bed:
    The demands she made of him
    Felt like a trip to the gym -
    No time for sleep he crawled out and fled…

    • Classicmister

      Thanks for your comment DD - maybe you have it right over why Ted left the marital bed ... brides can be very demanding! Good one.
      Go well

    • L. B. Mek

      lol
      a fun read, thanks for sharing
      'honeymoon's come in all shapes
      and decibels...'

      • Classicmister

        Thanks for commenting LBM - Glad you enjoyed it. These limericks are fun to write.
        Go well



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