There once was a young bride called Laura
Who became an inveterate snorer
So her new husband Ted
Climbed out of their bed
For now he no longer adored her
- Author: Classicmister ( Offline)
- Published: December 4th, 2022 17:00
- Category: Humor
- Views: 17
Comments2
Was an excuse this old fellow called Ted
Made for a decision to leave their bed:
The demands she made of him
Felt like a trip to the gym -
No time for sleep he crawled out and fled…
Thanks for your comment DD - maybe you have it right over why Ted left the marital bed ... brides can be very demanding! Good one.
Go well
lol
a fun read, thanks for sharing
'honeymoon's come in all shapes
and decibels...'
Thanks for commenting LBM - Glad you enjoyed it. These limericks are fun to write.
Go well
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