Mother Goose would find her tail feathers ruffled

Hey diddle diddle

the cat and the fiddle

when off to see

a crooked man and woman,

whilst cowards jumped

over moo ving little

pair of mismatched muggles,

who both walked from scan

din navy yah,

where dog goniff imps

jousted with brittle

 

shaky spears, den did mark

neither path to Norway, where pan

demon neeyum erupted over adult

playing monkey in the middle

and bear witness to such sport

as dishabille donned dude named Evan

spoon fully ladled insults adrip

with indignity of loosing -

bubbling and dribbling spittle

spluttering trumping monitor

 

to claim game rigged,

which assault whipped a ban

she against being

accosted from mish shuga,

a tower ring ebony Amazonian,

who tittles late

tad evincing groan nips quibbling

over what appeared to be a van

knit tee fair of bruising egos essentially

fighting for dominion

over right to urinate i.e. piddle

 

and defecate in non gender

specific restrooms wan

ever the urge

to empty the bladder or rectum -

(even if poop peas, the size of a skittle)

fraught major firestorm ratcheting,

synonymous with dandy rhyme

without reason - cents less ditty -

snap, pop, and crackling

as hot cakes on a griddle.

 

Actually, the above juiced

a freaky sideshow

portraying diss obeyed

rubric of respect,

where decent honorable

linkedin maturity laid

waste to sham politesse,

whar all stops pulled

 

sans presidential debates shade

no light on meaty issues,

but mudslinging as faux hit parade

housing an offer

to make America Great Again

thru yelping vanguard,

uber up lyft promulgating,

and intimating four years times

 

fifty two long weeknd rock'm sock'm

bash re: hollow wean qua

vamp pyre avast

state farm riotous quacking

whence life, liberty

and the pursuit of happiness decayed

into growling pedigreed mishmash made

for kickstarter bullied prize cock fighters

 

indeed jimmying stockade

bag of tricks viz contesting scalawags,

tearing like rabid animals inlaid

with bared teeth,

and mouth frothing foam,

who just barely evade

coming to fisticuffs,

while presenting scathing hair raid

 

nada so hill lair re: us political pugilists

making up rules on shutterfly

spotify, and not afraid

toot change horses in midstream

to fix outcome of game

of thrones spouting unfair

sands casino trade

thus, billy-clubbing

 

husband of opponent indulged

in many a rapacious escapade

smear tactics and mistruths

essentially, he sung hiz zone

battle hymn of republican party,

a mockery and charade

driving donnybrook conspiratorial

billed Jefferson muttering arcade

 

guarded by ensconced

male and female Petsmart Weimaraner,

attired in a nasty getup

elephant and donkey

Thomas Nast costumes respectively

while viewers entertained,

who succeeds as next blade

runner, and earn chance

 

to run country into the ground,

then a fancy feast for morticians,

one world wide webbed graveyard

lichen symbiotic moss lee tubby

taken back by Mother Nature,

thee indomitable ace

analogous to diamond in the rough

clubbed motörhead did spade!