What people really think of Christmas
Not!!!!!!
By reverend josh loburak
December 13th 2022
Rushing
Clawing
Hiding
Fighting
A normal Christmas 🎄 for us 2day
Walking through Walmart with carts all over the isle
No employees in sight
No cash registers in sight
Everyone fighting over stupid things
Stealing stuff from everyone's cart
The best time of the year
Is Christmas
Not
No snow insight just another boring Christmas 😴 woohoo
Waking up on Christmas eve
No snow in sight
Have no ideal when
We will see snow on Christmas
It's freezing outside
Got my coat on and gloves as well
Freezing all night long
Getting ready for Christmas 🎄 tomorrow
Going to bed
Early
Leaving cookies out
Along with milk
4 santa 🎅 2night
Closing my eyes
Unfortunately can't sleep 2night
Jump out of bed
Watching the walls
No one in sight
Not even a mouse
Cookies and milk
Are still there
But no santa claus
Or even a reindeer in sight
No one has lights up not even any
Decorations
People don't believe in the christmas season anymore
Rudolph sitting there getting drunk comet and cupid have the ruins lol 😆
The other reindeer are on strike
Santa can't fit into his suit
Mrs claus nagging him for a gift
She wants
The elves are drunk or stoned
Seeing things we can't
Frosty the snowman ⛄️ keeps wetting himself
The best time of the year
Christmas 🎄 time is here
Not
So many Stuck up people thinking there
Better than everyone
Gonna get coal for Christmas 🎄
If there lucky
The best time of the year
Christmas 🎄 time is here
Not
No snow in sight
Another year without snow
But freezing all the time
Christmas carols on the radio
Old classics to new
Trying to get everyone into the
Christmas 🎄 feeling
Doesn't feel like Christmas anymore
Just another day
Santa is on strike
The elves are running a muck
Mrs clause bossing santa around
Oh what fun it is 2 ride in a one horse open
Sleigh
Lol
Jingle bells
Jingle bells
Time for a change
Haven't seen snow on Christmas
Forever
No Christmas carols
Santa is on strike
Everyone singing Christmas 🎄 carols
We wish you a non merry Christmas 🎅
We wish you a non merry Christmas
Jingle bells 🔔
Jingle bells
Ringing all the time
Yeah
Frosty the snowman ⛄️
Is a fighter all the way home
Trying to go the other way
But santa keeps throwing him away
Christmas day is finally here
Stores are closed
No snow
No sleet in sight
Another year of nothing but coal
Again
The best time of the year
Not
Not one person in plain sight
The elves have retired
Reindeer lost there sight
Another Christmas ruined
No more
Fighting
Hunting
Clawing
Scraping
This time of year
Until next year
When we start all over again
Very merry Christmas to all
And a happy new year from my family
To yours
- Author: theunknown47 ( Offline)
- Published: January 8th, 2023 17:09
- Comment from author about the poem: Please enjoy this poem more 2 come very soon
- Category: Humor
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