What people really think of Christmas Not!!!!!! By reverend josh loburak December 13th 2022

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What people really think of Christmas

 

Not!!!!!!

By reverend josh loburak

December 13th 2022

 

Rushing

Clawing

Hiding

Fighting

A normal Christmas 🎄 for us 2day

Walking through Walmart with carts all over the isle

No employees in sight

No cash registers in sight

Everyone fighting over stupid things

Stealing stuff from everyone's cart

The best time of the year

Is Christmas 

Not

No snow insight just another boring Christmas 😴 woohoo

Waking up on Christmas eve 

No snow in sight

Have no ideal when

We will see snow on Christmas

It's freezing outside

Got my coat on and gloves as well

Freezing all night long

Getting ready for Christmas 🎄 tomorrow

Going to bed

Early

Leaving cookies out

Along with milk

4 santa 🎅 2night

Closing my eyes

Unfortunately can't sleep 2night

Jump out of bed

Watching the walls

No one in sight

Not even a mouse

Cookies and milk

Are still there

But no santa claus 

Or even a reindeer in sight

No one has lights up not even any

Decorations 

People don't believe in the christmas season anymore

Rudolph sitting there getting drunk comet and cupid have the ruins lol 😆

The other reindeer are on strike

Santa can't fit into his suit

Mrs claus nagging him for a gift

She wants

The elves are drunk or stoned

Seeing things we can't

Frosty the snowman ⛄️ keeps wetting himself

The best time of the year

Christmas 🎄 time is here

Not

So many Stuck up people thinking there

Better than everyone

Gonna get coal for Christmas 🎄

If there lucky

The best time of the year

Christmas 🎄 time is here

Not

No snow in sight

Another year without snow

But freezing all the time

Christmas carols on the radio

Old classics to new

Trying to get everyone into the

Christmas 🎄 feeling

Doesn't feel like Christmas anymore

Just another day

Santa is on strike

The elves are running a muck

Mrs clause bossing santa around

Oh what fun it is 2 ride in a one horse open

Sleigh

Lol

Jingle bells

Jingle bells

Time for a change

Haven't seen snow on Christmas

Forever

No Christmas carols

Santa is on strike

Everyone singing Christmas 🎄 carols

We wish you a non merry Christmas 🎅

We wish you a non merry Christmas

Jingle bells 🔔

Jingle bells

Ringing all the time

Yeah

Frosty the snowman ⛄️ 

Is a fighter all the way home

Trying to go the other way

But santa keeps throwing him away

Christmas day is finally here

Stores are closed

No snow

No sleet in sight

Another year of nothing but coal

Again

The best time of the year

Not

Not one person in plain sight

The elves have retired

Reindeer lost there sight

Another Christmas ruined

No more

Fighting

Hunting

Clawing

Scraping

This time of year

Until next year

When we start all over again

Very merry Christmas to all

And a happy new year from my family

To yours 

  • Author: theunknown47 (Offline Offline)
  • Published: January 8th, 2023 17:09
  • Comment from author about the poem: Please enjoy this poem more 2 come very soon
  • Category: Humor
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